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An atheist was seated next to a little girl
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| Kylle |
| An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, ... ... replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know "? And then she went back to reading her book.... |
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| EddieZilker |
| I don't think that's what really happened. |
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| Redd |
| At least he didn't pretend to know and called it "a way of god", which a christian with nfi would have ;) |
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| Moongoose |
| Ive heard worse jokes about atheists...not many though, this one is quite terrible. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kylle
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, ... ... replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know "? And then she went back to reading her book.... |
Haha, some people actually think this way. And that is terrible. |
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| nefardec |
| WHO TAUGHT THAT LITTLE GIRL THOSE BAD BAD WORDS? |
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| ziptnf |
| I would have punched the little girl in the face. However, I probably also wouldn't be trying to bait the girl into a discussion on religion. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
WHO TAUGHT THAT LITTLE GIRL THOSE BAD BAD WORDS? |
These thoughts about going to a happy place when you die are only going to confuse her. Next thing, she'll be questioning whether or not she is a lesbian or if she wishes she had a penis.
(/facebook collision) |
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| Chimney |
You're all going to go to hell. ing sinners.
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| Znack |
Because their digestive systems are different.
Back to the question of god. |
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| denys envy |
| well muslims, christians, and jews are all fed the same bull - yet we have allah, god, and YHWH... |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
well muslims, christians, and jews are all fed the same bull - yet we have allah, god, and YHWH... |
Um... you realize that they're all the same god... right?
That's a really crappy "joke" by the way. I really can't stand when people try to make a statement appear as though it's a joke. It's neither funny nor clever. |
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