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An atheist was seated next to a little girl (pg. 3)
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
while you clumsily jazz-hands your way into convincing everyone how it could be relevant. |
:stongue: mental image of Nou jazz-handing |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Which is fine. |
I thought this thread was just generally about religious idiots from the OPs post... I wasn't aware it had even the ability to have relevant posts. :p |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I thought this thread was just generally about religious idiots from the OPs post... I wasn't aware it had even the ability to have relevant posts. :p |
There's more than enough room for idiots on all sides of the issue to take part. And a rather substantial part, as well. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| ed her... all night |
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| Znack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kylle
What a detailed explanation |
The question is just as stupid as "We drink water, trees drink water, why aren't we trees?"
Why would one's knowledge concerning animal feces have any relevance to a discussion about gods and the afterlife?
A similar story would be:
A man sits beside a young boy on the bus and asks if he would like to talk a little to kill some time. The boy asks what he wants to talk about, to which the man replies, we could talk about the good weather outside. for example. Instead of saying "no thanks" the boy says "Well, you're stupid and you smell, what do you know about it?"
Same story only without the word game. Is the boy now a hero?
And yes, I know it's a joke. I just don't think its funny. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Znack
A man sits beside a young boy on the bus and asks if he would like to talk a little to kill some time. The boy asks what he wants to talk about, to which the man replies, we could talk about the good weather outside. for example. Instead of saying "no thanks" the boy says "Well, you're stupid and you smell, what do you know about it?" |
Hey don't bash the Jennypie style of arguing! |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
ed her... all night |
ALLLLLL NIGHT |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Znack
A similar story would be:
A man sits beside a young boy on the bus and asks if he would like to talk a little to kill some time. The boy asks what he wants to talk about, to which the man replies, we could talk about the good weather outside. for example. Instead of saying "no thanks" the boy says "Well, you're stupid and you smell, what do you know about it?"
Same story only without the word game. |
Actually, no. Yours isn't similar to the OP's because yours doesn't convey a poorly articulated logical appeal couched within a contrived rhetorical context. |
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| saluyamo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kylle
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, ... ... replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know "? And then she went back to reading her book.... |
Wyatt Mann did it better
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/File:Kikesonaplane.jpg |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
:stongue: mental image of Nou jazz-handing |
I read jizz-handing, and was wondering why I hadn't heard about this wonderful thing before now. |
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| Fledz |
I'm disappointed that no one has posted Pedobear yet.
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Hey don't bash the Jennypie style of arguing! |
Well done. You just proved Hals point :rolleyes: |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| Awful. Also a little bit cringe inducing. |
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