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ROSE MARTIN (pg. 2)
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
INSTEAD OF TAKING HER OUT SHOPPING FOR A DRESS I WOULD TAKE HER OUT SHOPPING FOR A BODYKIT. ON A SEXY LEASH |
NOT ENOUGH BLOOD SACRIFICE |
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| Ted Promo |
| I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH HER PRECOCIOUS SYNAPSES FIRE AWAY LONGINGLY ON LONG DIVISION PROBLEMS UNDER THE SHADE OF MY PULSATING PHALANX OF COCKS |
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| Vector A |
| Whoa, you have a whole phalanx of them? |
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| Ted Promo |
| PUT ON SHINY NEW GALOSHES AND TROMP THROUGH HER SPOILED AXE WOUND |
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| Ted Promo |
| FEED HER CARROTS FOR HOURS. THEN RAPE A LOT. |
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| aquila |
Rose Martin?
Rose? Martin?
Rose.
Martin.
Rose dies.
Martin cries.
Rose Martin? |
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| Ted Promo |
| LET HER KNOW PROFUSELY HOW GEOMETRIC THE SHAPE OF HER CHEEKBONES ARE WHEN THEY ARE SET LOOSE FROM THE ENCUMBERING BRIDLE SHE IS REQUIRED TO WEAR. |
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| Ted Promo |
| IF I HAD AN X-WING I WOULD HAVE HER BE MY ASTROMECH REPAIR DROID SINCE HER CURVES ARE SO DELICIOUSLY AKIN TO R2D2. |
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| zyklon-jay |
| I WOULD SQUEAL IN DELIGHT AS HER MOVEMBER OFFERING TICKLES MY SPHINCTER. ALAS THE VACUUMING HAS FIXED THE DORITO CRUMB CHAFING ISSUE. |
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