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ROSE MARTIN (pg. 4)
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| ziptnf |
| Wait, so too far, or not far enough? How far is too far? |
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| ziptnf |
| So no blood sacrifice? |
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| EddieZilker |
| Just short of getting red-wings on your Hell's Angel's jacket. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| It's just that the whole meat and gravy part is too realistic, too direct. Humour is about subtlety, or bare-faced honesty masquerading as subtlety. Too much truth can upset the balance, and the fact of the matter is that blood and gravy are rather one and the same when it comes to our little Rosie. |
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| ziptnf |
| I think it was because I was watching a show about sandwiches at the time. :p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| ROSE, YOUR BATH WATER SALTS ARE LIKE BULLION, LET US GET HIGH FROM THEM AND THEN CROCKPOT TO THE WEE HOURS |
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| EddieZilker |
| Plus, you didn't even use the words, giblet, slathered, or even stuffing ~ given the season, all perfectly acceptable euphemisms. |
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| VAR |
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| EddieZilker |
:stongue:
It's not Cinco de Mayo! |
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| VAR |
| well, chalupa is slang for a short, fat, mexican chick . . . |
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| Ted Promo |
| IF I HAD THE CHANCE I WOULD SHARPIE HER EYEBROWS ON EVERY DAY IN AN EXPRESSION THAT CONVEYS BOTH FEAR AND ARDENT LUST |
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