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if i was a cobbler...
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| goldenarmZ |
i have no doubt i'd be mending a pair of shoes right now..
or maybe some nice sandals |
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| flystyler |
If i was a chocolate factory
I would be eating loads of chocolate all day everyday
So lame attempt at something funny, i am just too dead. Hehe
Oh the joy of crasher life, hehe.
So fookered |
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| Spad |
| Just be glad ur not a woodchuck. Imagine that on a comedown. |
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| goldenarmZ |
| i doubt a woodchuck could chuck much wood after crasher.. and even if said woodchuck could chuck wood, would it chuck wood, and should it chuck wood...? |
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| Spad |
| Even if it could chuck wood, and assuming it would chuck wood, should the woodchuck chuck wood? |
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| big dave |
| so why not just use your cobbling skills and make shoes for the poor woodchuck?! cos then surely the woodchuck could and would chuck wood! |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| do cobblers actually cobble sandles? i a;lways thought they only cobbled shoes with front bits, also why are they called cobblers? its not as if they make roads which are crap to drive on or make bread buns (if your a southerner :p) |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
do cobblers actually cobble sandles? |
well i would if i was a cobbler... you have to offer the public a quality service! also, being a cobbler would mean i also have to cut keys under the cobblers must also cut keys and mend watches act of 1924 |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by goldenarmZ
well i would if i was a cobbler... you have to offer the public a quality service! also, being a cobbler would mean i also have to cut keys under the cobblers must also cut keys and mend watches act of 1924 |
dont forget the subsection 4b of the act which states they must also sell crap keyrings which nobody will want to buy! |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
dont forget the subsection 4b of the act which states they must also sell crap keyrings which nobody will want to buy! |
bugger.. i had forgetten about that one.. i can't afford to stock my cobblery with keyrings at this late stage.. :( |
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| flystyler |
| So who r cobbled roads made by??? |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
So who r cobbled roads made by??? |
shoe-ers? :conf: |
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