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Bad Kissers (pg. 4)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Teeth? What the ? |
Yeah, I know what he means. Teeth kissers just mash their faces/teeth into you, it's sort of weird and uncomfortable, lol. |
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| nchs09 |
Thats why you gotta get them right after their baby teeth fall out
OK -- after a pedo joke, i must call it quits -- goodbye cruel world. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Yeah, I know what he means. Teeth kissers just mash their faces/teeth into you |
Again: what the ? |
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| Boris Torres |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
Thats why you gotta get them right after their baby teeth fall out
OK -- after a pedo joke, i must call it quits -- goodbye cruel world. |
I just have my dates remove their dentures. |
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| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by OrangestO
I was always self conscious growing up thinking I wouldn't be good enough, but I turned out to be a natural. Both upstairs and downstairs.
If you know how to do those two things to a woman, then I'd say you're golden. Anything you do wrong as a man is a lot easier to fix with an instinctive swift and sensual slip and slide of the tongue.
It's magic, and I'm ing Houdini. |
Stopped reading at "was" |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Again: what the ? |
Seriously, be glad that you've never experienced it. It destroys a part of your soul. |
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| OrangestO |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
Stopped reading at "was" |
Oh, hi fagg*t. |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Again: what the ? |
It definitely exists. They basically smash their face into yours, and make a repeated motion not dissimilar to that of someone saying "widget widget widget widget widget widget." |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by shaw
It definitely exists. They basically smash their face into yours, and make a repeated motion not dissimilar to that of someone saying "widget widget widget widget widget widget." |
:haha: |
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| WittyHandle |
| I love making out. I could do it for like an hour before sex easily. I've been told by several girls that I'm the best kisser they've ever been with. My approach is to treat their mouth like it's a succulent peach. Mmmmmm, peaches :crazy: |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
why is it so popular to compare people to other people here? ing stupid if you ask me. ____ 2.0 lololololol. stfu
plus make up your mind, am i slutty ania or annoying theresa? how about i'm ing pro, i'm me and no one else. suck my balls bitch |
Suck your balls?...oh so youre actually nefardec then. |
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| WittyHandle |
| I'm surprised no one has cited Jay's epic quote about kissing like a horse trying to pick up sugar cubes off the sidewalk with its lips. |
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