Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit...:nervous:
I do the same when I hear that cliche.
Vector A
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Originally posted by shaw
It definitely exists. They basically smash their face into yours, and make a repeated motion not dissimilar to that of someone saying "widget widget widget widget widget widget."
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TheProperWolf
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Originally posted by prolikewhoa
OMG i know what you're talking about with the teeth thing! seriously, wtf!
personally, i am a minimal tongue kind of person. i am tongue tied anyway, so it works for me. i like long, slow kisses with soft lips.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by prolikewhoa
OMG i know what you're talking about with the teeth thing! seriously, wtf!
personally, i am a minimal tongue kind of person. i am tongue tied anyway, so it works for me. i like long, slow kisses with soft lips.
First let me say that I'm not going anywhere with this, JUST to say that I wasn't sure how to deal with your first post, meaning how AWFUL it sounded by the time you were done ;) but here, if I may be so direct, you practically endeared yourself: Yes indeed, first I believe any good kisser should understand that the tongue does play a part, but I will insist that always, always, always, the BEST technique involves Significant but TENDER application of the lips.
I want to follow that by saying (a) there are many good (temporary) remedies for bad breath, although probably not for vomity bad breath, so in that case, said party should seriously consider life in a monastery/convent, and (b) any good kiss MUST be WET (and this is an absolute truth that I should've thought of in that other topic on Truth) so therefore as I said, a wet tongue must absolutely and irrevocably be involved, but not as a slather for whitewashing a picket fence. Or worse, a toilet plunger. GUYS HEED. And girls too, coz I totally seriously hate gagging on a girl's tongue.
But oooooh speaking of picket fences, I had a "Teeth-kisser" once upon a time, but the REAL problem turned out to be that she was ING HOT!!! I mean, that is EXACTLY what I mean and it was SO OBVIOUS to my primary senses, but dammit I had such a hard time trying to TEETH the two of us toward a proper state of readiness. Talk about a NEAR-TRAUMA situation! OMG. :eyespop: :nervous: :eek: :whip: :mad:
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Originally posted by prolikewhoa
new side topic: who taught you how to kiss/describe your first kiss. was it totally awkward? super hot? mine was at a movie... and he burped in my mouth :(
My first real kiss (15-yo gf, I was 16) was totally awesome, about as perfect as it could possibly be. It was only after 3-4 years of great expectations and realizations that I experienced my first mild-trauma episodes.
Oh crap, not the burp! :( ....
It was at her dad's home, but out on a big porch, in the dark. She had full soft lips like Jessica Alba :D and she was relaxed-but-eager as I was, and it just ... happened ... a full wet frenchie, but soft and sweet, not "too" anything at all ..... just like in the movies :tongue3 :D
Meat187
Imho the best way to up at kissing is to think too much about it, about proper technique and all that . Just do what feels good.
TheProperWolf
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Originally posted by Meat187
Imho the best way to up at kissing is to think too much about it, about proper technique and all that . Just do what feels good.
There ya go. You da man ;)
Meat187
Thanks. Unfortunately, you, on the other hand, appear to be da alt.
shaw
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Originally posted by WittyHandle
I'm surprised no one has cited Jay's epic quote about kissing like a horse trying to pick up sugar cubes off the sidewalk with its lips.
Hahaha. Forgot that one. Classic.
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ugh my first kissing was just embarrasing
that was pre-graduation school party at which I got drunk like a ******
and well this tiny young lady asked me to get her home and I did
right in front of her house I just said "Now kiss me" and she did
I thought it was nice though haven't felt that much but she kinda started to pull my head away and I was like "What?" and she just yelled at me "Hey dude, stop biting me?!" and ran away home
ing embarrasing :crazy:
TheProperWolf
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Originally posted by Meat187
Thanks. Unfortunately, you, on the other hand, appear to be da alt.
Erm, no.
Rereading your post, trying hard to not misunderstand, but in truth I don't care for anything at all past "Thanks." So this addendum is more on the order of "wtf?"
TheProperWolf
Well at any rate ...... I think one way guys can get past being "bad kissers" is to start thinking of kissing as a glorious sensual event all to itself ... in other words try not to be in such a damn hurry. And just for me, I love the hell out of deep-sensuous kissing and in fact I never really stop kissing.
Dammit I should get my girl on here.
JenJenBoo
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Originally posted by TheProperWolf
I love the hell out of deep-sensuous kissing and in fact I never really stop kissing.
Dammit I should get my girl on here.
Jeezus baby you weren't hard to find at all ;) and why is that? Been boiling up trouble already? :D
If any guy here really wants to know about the Art of Great Kissing you should hang on every word from this man. Truth.
