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You're all Legally Dead (srsly) (REALLY REAL) (REALLY) (REAL)
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| {b.s.e.} |
have you ever read this ?? ...i don't blame you.
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/aep/Cha2/18-19/11 :wtf:
COR Version: you are legally dead since the age of Seven, and are considered cargo. (See: Driving)
Ye shouldn't have gone beyond the Seas or soe absented yourself for many yeares!
The 'Cestui Que Vie Trust' was created initially during the reign of Henry VIII (I am, I am) of England by virtue of the Cestui Que Vie Act of 1540, and given a polish (though not in Poland) by Charles II via the Cestui Que Vie Act of 1666 (a rather notorious Reichstag-esque operation) whereby an Estate may be effected for the Benefit of one or more Persons presumed lost or abandoned at “sea” and therefore assumed “dead” after seven years.
If such person or persons for whose life or lives such Estates have beene or shall be granted as aforesaid shall remaine beyond the Seas or elsewhere absent themselves in this Realme by the space of seaven yeares together and noe sufficient and evident proofe be made of the lives of such person or persons respectively in any Action commenced for recovery of such Tenements by the Lessors or Reversioners in every such case the person or persons upon whose life or lives such Estate depended shall be accounted as naturally dead, And in every Action brought for the recovery of the said Tenements by the Lessors or Reversioners their Heires or Assignes, the Judges before whom such Action shall be brought shall direct the Jury to give their Verdict as if the person soe remaining beyond the Seas or otherwise absenting himselfe were dead.
You may now return to your regular 'not-giving-a-'
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| aquila |
| You moron. That just says you can be classed legally dead if you've been missing for 7 or more years, not 7 years of age. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| so trance is dead then? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| you're an idiot bse. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| that'll learn em |
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| Ted Promo |
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I like bse :3 |
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| shaw |
| Oh, look. Bse is back. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| Nonono - but thanks for coming out and spamming your ignorance. lol |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
you're an idiot bse. |
and you're an intellectual waif. :gsmile:
def:
1:a piece of property found (as washed up by the sea) |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Nonono - but thanks for coming out and spamming your ignorance. lol |
Who are you talking to? lol
If I put lol, at the end of my sentence, does it mean I'm not taking the subject that seriously? lol |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
You moron. That just says you can be classed legally dead if you've been missing for 7 or more years, not 7 years of age. |
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You begin your trip at sea when you leave your mother's birth canal, via her waters. You really ought to look into Admiralty/Maritime Law before you begin insulting people who have spent a great deal of time researching this.
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Who are you talking to? lol
If I put lol, at the end of my sentence, does it mean I'm not taking the subject that seriously? lol |
Oh noes, missed a quote. Aquila can refer himself to that post from hereon in.
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