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Slightly Drunk and OMG I Die Thread (pg. 2)
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| OrangestO |
Three weeks? And you knew she was going back to Moscow?
There's being a gentleman, and then there's being a gentleman. |
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| srussell0018 |
| If she's leaving indefinitely tomorrow you might as well try. It's not like you'll ever see her again. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by srussell0018
If she's leaving indefinitely tomorrow you might as well try. It's not like you'll ever see her again. |
Rape her, imo. |
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| srussell0018 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Rape her, imo. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
:stongue:
Definitely not gonna rape her. I didn't know shed be going back to moscow this soon...it kinda just came up. Original plan was stay through march and maybe later.
Of course I waited too long... |
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| srussell0018 |
| It really seems like rape is your only recourse at this point. Make sure you take videos though. |
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| infiniteJEST |
| in b4 anonymous youtube video of someone running and knocking over roller luggage and shoving people aside shouting STOP THAT PLANE I'M IN LOVE! and a short broad elderly black lady wearing a purple cloth cap who swoons and hoots Go get her son you aint gettin another chance now!, her voice a soundtrack-worthy counterpoint to the encouraging applause and cheers from everyone waiting in the line watching on as airport security slams the poor guy down into the carpeted floor followed by a heavy rain (hail, really) of night sticks and boots which pretty much puts a stop the entire spectacle as the perp never really resisted but only whimpered Of course I waited too long... The footage then gets straight-up disorientating as things die down and the camera is absent mindedly carried about the room before focusing and refocusing on the runway-facing glass wall, through it a plane is seen taking off for Moscow. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by infiniteJEST
in b4 anonymous youtube video of someone running and knocking over roller luggage and shoving people aside shouting STOP THAT PLANE I'M IN LOVE! and a short broad elderly black lady wearing a purple cloth cap who swoons and hoots Go get her son you aint gettin another chance now!, her voice a soundtrack-worthy counterpoint to the encouraging applause and cheers from everyone waiting in the line watching on as airport security slams the poor guy down into the carpeted floor followed by a heavy rain (hail, really) of night sticks and boots which pretty much puts a stop the entire spectacle as the perp never really resisted but only whimpered Of course I waited too long... The footage then gets straight-up disorientating as things die down and the camera is absent mindedly carried about the room before focusing and refocusing on the runway-facing glass wall, through it a plane is seen taking off for Moscow. |
Sig worthy! Partly because it left me feeling more confused than the ending of Starship Troopers 3 did. |
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| infiniteJEST |
Never saw 3  |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
i haven't even seen 2
i think we're gonna go horseback riding soon rofl |
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| srussell0018 |
| Perfect. All that bouncing up and down should get her ripe for the raping. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redd
dayum he looks like william |
, you just ruined one of my favorite movies for me. :mad: |
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