Indian government official Vishwa Bandhu Gupta deserves a Master Class Troll Lifetime Achievement Award for his performance in this five minute video and complete bamboozling of a poor reporter. Before we ridicule the reporter for buying Gupta’s spiel, keep in mind that 51% of Americans think cloud computing actually has something to do with clouds.
I laughed at the 51%, until I realized it could be 60% easily in Holland...
Acton
I posted this in another thread, but I'm posting it here as well, as it's probably the funniest thing I've seen all year.
Trance-MB
quote:
Originally posted by Acton
I posted this in another thread, but I'm posting it here as well, as it's probably the funniest thing I've seen all year.
LOL, and stepping out of it like nothing happened, not even dizzy or throwing up :)
KilldaDJ
PivotTechno
Dropped this in the Montreal forum, but good enough to repeat...
(works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust)
A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins —a boy and a girl.
The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you."
Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!?
Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise".
Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son?
Doctor : "Denephew".
meriter
Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.
Joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
:stongue:
Trance-MB
Awesome toy, especially at work :)
Blake
quote:
Originally posted by PivotTechno
Dropped this in the Montreal forum, but good enough to repeat...
(works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust)
A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins —a boy and a girl.
The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you."
Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!?
Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise".
Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son?
Doctor : "Denephew".
I actually read this to myself in a Filipino accent, lol. Good one! :stongue:
Trance-MB
Well, kind of funny: "Apple fanboy" alternative: "iFan"
Trance-MB
LOL
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