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Worst roommate you ever had? (pg. 8)
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| Sushipunk |
I'll make a new entry.
Amsterdam. December 1999/January+February 2000. Just where you want to be on the turn of them millennium. Right?
Got there mid December, met up with my ex (she was my ex at the time too, so I don't know why I thought this would be a good idea, as she was nothing but trouble). Good friends though, blah blah blah.
I was planning on staying in a hostel there (the Flying Pig) for my trip there, after "making some serious money" bar-tending in London for a few months. Points go to anyone that remembers THAT story from a previous thread, lol.
Rock up in Amsterdam, oh "we have an opportunity to rent someone's apartment while they're away on holidays, so cheap, two bedrooms, this rocks, right?"
Apparently this was illegal for some reason, but I still don't know why. Some kind of Dutch law with renting.
Whatever, it was a cool apartment. Just near Oosterpark. WAAAAY cheaper than living in a hostel, and... didn't have to live in a hostel?
"Hey, we can just make some cash, if we get in a few boarders to pay the rent, and backpakers will sleep anywhere, lol". Great thinking! :(
Got a couple of English guys staying there, Ron and Terry, followed by Terry's sister (she's got nowhere else to go, many tears, etc.) Ron and Terry were drunk all the time. They would shout "ON THE LASH" every few minutes, while they drunk horribly cheap wine, and puke. Lots of puke.
Everything was arranged though, they would be staying until our friends (from Brisbane) were arriving on 26th of December, and then they'd be out. Plenty of warning. All good.
LOL, nope.
Massive fight on Xmas eve, with Terry's little sister screaming "You're ruining Christmas!!!" over and over. They refused to leave, claiming there was nowhere they could go. Refused to leave. Threatened violence. Cops called.
The cops pegged them for s immediately, lol. Confiscated their passports, handcuffs, the whole deal. It was so amazingly satisfying.
They still came back a few times, shouting and whatever (which freaked out Brisbane friends out quite a bit) and they stole my Doc Martens, but they returned them the next day. Not turds in them or anything (I checked)
Massive, massive ing retards.
Edit: Terry claimed, all the time, that he was a doctor. His friend and sister told us that he dropped out of med school in first year because he was stealing drugs, and some kind of issue with his family. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a homeless crack addict by now.
Edit 2: I also walked in on him getting ed by an American chick wearing a strap-on, in the living room of the apartment. The American chick was pretty cool though. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I also walked in on him getting ed by an American chick wearing a strap-on, in the living room of the apartment. |
If I saw something like this, I'd take pictures of birds for the rest of my life to heal the wounds in my eyes :( |
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| Looney4Clooney |
only roommates i ever had when I first moved out at 19. Caught the guy masturbating in my room because i was the only one that had internet. I had about 20 000 of music equipment in range of whatever projectile he would or could emit.
never lived with anyone other than girlfriends after that. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
If I saw something like this, I'd take pictures of birds for the rest of my life to heal the wounds in my eyes :( |
Right? I just seem to be drawn to entering rooms where there's weird sex happening, lol. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Right? I just seem to be drawn to entering rooms where there's weird sex happening, lol. |
Is there one single Stu walk-in that didn't involve some kind of buggery? It's great how there's even an apparent theme :p |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Is there one single Stu walk-in that didn't involve some kind of buggery? It's great how there's even an apparent theme :p |
Ummm... I walked in on a flatmate sleeping once or twice, I guess.
He was probably wanking and just pretended to be asleep :o |
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| Blake |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Ummm... |
Dude, you've seriously got some of the most impossibly insane flatmate stories I've ever read. I don't understand how they could've all happened to one person. :nervous: |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Edit 2: I also walked in on him getting ed by an American chick wearing a strap-on, in the living room of the apartment... |
:wtf: :wtf:
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
.... The American chick was pretty cool though. |
Phew, that's alright then. |
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| Specimen303 |
While studying in Sweden I had a roommate from Gambia. Also his girlfriend (from senegal) was living in his room.
During day time he was a decent guy and cooked great spicy deep fried chicken (honestly). But when the sun went down (atleast few times a week) he went into this weird frenzy state and started beating his gf and made this weird throat noise. It was crazy . I really didn't know what to do. Sometimes the girl hit my door and shouted "help me." And when the morning came everything was like it never even happened.
We had another roommate and I asked his opinion about, but he just told me to ignore them. So I did. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Blake
Dude, you've seriously got some of the most impossibly insane flatmate stories I've ever read. I don't understand how they could've all happened to one person. :nervous: |
I know, I often used to wonder about that. Like, how I could be so unlucky, so often? There are more, as well :(
| quote: | Originally posted by Acton
Phew, that's alright then. |
She made us all breakfast the next day, not embarrassed in the slightest that I'd walked in on that :wtf: Terry was embarrassedd as though, it was awesome. Every time he'd sit down, I'd ask if he needed a pillow :stongue: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Terry was embarrassedd as though |
I like how you doubled every possible consonant, except the one that would make it punny :p |
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