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The Fart-Knocker
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| Intellekshual |
A 72-year-old Teaneck, New Jersey resident was taken into custody by police last night after he reportedly aimed a gun at a neighbor who farted outside his door.
Daniel Collins and the unidentified victim, live in the same apartment complex, and had apparently been feuding for some time over "noise complaints" prior to yesterday's incident.
Source: http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/...or_farting.html
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Omg, so many puns. |
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| Guest |
"... and making terroristic threats."
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| Alex |
On my way to London this guy who was asleep a few rows back from me farted so ing loud that this woman started screaming hysterically cause she thought it was a small explosion. It took 3 flight attendants to calm her down.
Turns out the guy just had whiskey farts. I heard him apologizing for drinking so much JW black. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | | He was released after being processed, McGurr said. |
Sounds about right. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I guess no solid evidence could be found to hold him for much longer. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| These sorts of incidents are usually a precursor to something more explosive. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Though one must wonder if the officers at the scene felt the need to call for backup. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Neighbours in the flat above you can really be a cramp in your style. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Thankfully, some cases like this just tend to dissipate before they're brought to accusation. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| What if the dog did it? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| He must have been fuming mad. |
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