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| AnotherWay83 |
so as i was leaving this chic's place she asked me, "you got everything, right?" to which i replied, "no. how could i have everything when i'm leaving you behind?"
feel free to use this line the next time you're abt to leave a girl's place. if you haven't already ed her, this will endear you to her enough that she might give it serious thought. if you have already ed her, then she'll think you're actually a nice guy that gives a about things other than ing.
bye. |
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| WittyHandle |
| Anyone else here think Anotherway's a virgin? |
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
Anyone else here think Anotherway's a virgin? |
Was there ever any doubt? |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by WittyHandle
Anyone else here think Anotherway's a virgin? |
i know that this is just your way of saying thanks, brah. :) |
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| BTG |
| yah. maybe not a virgin, but i bet he's nailing really ugly fat bitches. |
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| WittyHandle |
| Those who talk about it most do it the least. |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
| How much did this 'chic' cost? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
How much did this 'chic' cost? |
You beat me to the question :p |
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| Intellekshual |
| quote: | Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
How much did this 'chic' cost? |
5 bucks and 6 Big Macs. |
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| Alex |
I have used pick up lines before.
My favorite is:
"Do you like tacos? Let's !" |
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| Joss Weatherby |
pretty sure the only women that would get with this guy are the ones that go home with a guy who's pick up line is "i have a pulse".
In the words of the jersey shore, this mother ****** is jumping on grenades all the time. |
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| Looney4Clooney |
i once called a girl something along the line of my dirty little slut while we were engaging in sexual activity to which she stopped and demanded an apology. I felt my creativity was being stifled and that given the climate what i had said was totally acceptable and said in a way that was not chauvinistic or mean. I mean you had to be there. I could of apologized and continued but my integrity felt otherwise. I put my pants on and stole the bottle of wine.
One liners are for dumb-asses that try to nail retards.
Had you ed her properly, you wouldn't have to say a thing. One liners are just so tacky. PRetty sure most girls would find a guy with nothing to say and red cheeks more endearing than the , hey, don't make me call the sheriff cause you are breaking a hotness bylaw.
but in the spirit of the thread , here are some more
best of the day.
My friends were totally right
Call the police and i will kill you
Well that was ing mediocre
You like a panda.
you look like a panda
you're ass has panda qualities.
I feel like you owe me some money
You know i was thinking about raping you tonight
You like my sister and trust me babe, that is a compliment
Might want to get yourself tested
Don't tell your mom or she will hate you and want a divorce.
Don't cry, i only do that with special girls
Can't wait to put that on the web.
Damn m for a 12 year old, you sure know what to do. |
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