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Farting yourself awake
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| Lira |
Has this ever happened to you? It happened to me for the first time earlier this week, and I must say it's the one kind of rude awakening that is equally rude (and hilarious) to everyone involved.
How common is it? Have you ever farted yourself awake? Were there any witnesses? Share your stories! |
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| Sushipunk |
| Yep, done it a couple of times :stongue: Not sure if my fiancée noticed or not, but she never mentioned it. |
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| Guest |
| Bahahahahaha what the hell; this has never happened to me. So weird. It's like your body is warning you. "Get up, you almost your pants, it's probably a good idea to take a before falling asleep" |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Has this ever happened to you? It happened to me for the first time earlier this week, and I must say it's the one kind of rude awakening that is equally rude (and hilarious) to everyone involved.
How common is it? Have you ever farted yourself awake? Were there any witnesses? Share your stories! |
that must have been some fart Lira! must be all that milk you drink. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
must be all that milk you drink. |
:stongue:
I was just thinking that! |
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| Banora |
| Haha I've done it before. I also accidentally dutch-ovened myself, too, but was asleep. |
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| itsamemario |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Haha I've done it before. I also accidentally dutch-ovened myself, too, but was asleep. |
I was like :wtf: but then I remembered what a dutch oven was :P |
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| Lira |
Oh, my fiancée heard it. She claims there was a forefart before the big one came, and I woke up right when the pitch went up.
As for me, I just felt my colon vibrating without my consent, and I was truly puzzled until I realised there couldn't be a trombone in the bedroom either :p
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
that must have been some fart Lira! must be all that milk you drink. |
:stongue:
One more reason to drink milk :gsmile: |
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| Intellekshual |
Omg Marcus bahahahahahahaha :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
I think I just broke a rib from laughing so hard. |
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