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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| sorry...i'm pulling a Denys tonight and am just practicing.:p I'll probably get murdered if the place is full of Chinese people. |
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| Lira |
| You're betting on the fact they both understand English AND know about English stereotypes. I'm pretty sure you're safe :p |
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| Lennon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I had sex with a woman that had a brown tooth. I don't even know why, it just seemed like the only "first" left. Chinese dentistry rivals England's. |
Was it loose? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lennon
Was it loose? |
Yup. I'm also sure Jay is fond of loose women. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Everyone in the Lohu district speaks English (It's the foreigner area, they even have Charles de Gaulle's boat there). I'm just hoping that the 9 people there aren't Chinese...because it is 85% of my bit. The rest is self deprecating humour. Chinese people are a goldmine for lulz. I have this one joke about how people on the street, and being an alpha male i decided to take a on a crowded subway. Pure bull, but i am a bull.
I figure that if I start drinking soon, and don't stop it will be OK no matter what. Laugh at me, with me... it, bucket list closer to being completed. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Big brother is slacking today, so yes. Awesome, starving people are great comical inspirations.
edit: haha that is the subway here. Shhhh, it's not plagiarism if I didn't know about it. |
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| Lira |
| Your secret is well kept :D |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Chinese people are kept so stupid that there is an instructional video on how to take the subway without dying on the platforms. Man this place is like a hairy pussied thunderdome. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
The best part was that he brought toilet paper to on the subway. Epic.
Hello new t shirt. |
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