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The Premiership (pg. 5)
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| evil_bastard |
| TOON TOON... |
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| TranceGiant |
ROFL
whats a Mackem, please? :haha: |
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| FTM |
| quote: | Originally posted by evil_bastard
TOON TOON... |
So you love Cartoon network aswell, heres me thinking i was the only one. TOON TOON we love TOONS :whip: |
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| evil_bastard |
| quote: | Originally posted by FTM
So you love Cartoon network aswell, heres me thinking i was the only one. TOON TOON we love TOONS :whip: |
What? |
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| evil_bastard |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGiant
ROFL
whats a Mackem, please? :haha: |
A dirty scumbag Sunderland supporter. They are the lowest form of human beings. |
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| dreamdecks |
Yes 'Mackems' ARE the lowest form of human beings. they think their so called 'team'(Scumberland FC) is the best in the north of england, when clearly newcastle, middlesbrough, leeds, york, darlington carlisle and hartleypool are ten times the team scumberland will ever be. there was a time when they had a monkey as a manager, but the monkey couldnt do a good enough job to please the mackem supporters, so they thought they would sack it and bring in howard wilkinson who is even worse than the monkey.
does that answer your question TranceGiant??
dreamer
p.s. Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Mackem! |
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| evil_bastard |
The monkey that managed them was also the laughing stock of North East England.
Here are a few chants from Newcastle when the monkey (Peter Reid) was in charge:
(To the tune of 'Daydream Believer')
Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean,
to a,
sad mackem bastard
and a,
football team!!
(To the tune of 'Who let the Dogs Out')
Who let the monkey out?
Who, who who who who?
Who let the monkey out?
Who, who who who who?
etc...
(To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine')
In the land, where I was born
Lives a man, with a monkey's heed
And he went, to Sunderland,
And his name, Is Peter Reid
Altogether now
Peter Reid's got a in monkey's heed,
a in monkey's heed,
a in monkey's heed,
Peter Reid's got a in monkey's heed,
a in monkey's heed,
a in monkey's heed,
etc....
Heed means head by the way.
And here's one with no relation to monkey-man, but nice nonetheless:
(to the tune of My Ding a Ling)
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string
She told me to kick their ing heads in...
Mackems on a string
Mackems on a string
She told me to kick their ing heads in!
Mackems on a string
Mackems on a string
She told me to kick their ing heads in!
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| FTM |
Too be a Newcastle Supporting geordie (not all geordie's support the skunks) you first have to buy a black n white replica kit two sizes too small, then on your way to the land fill on match day drop into one of the boozers where you HAVE to drink brown ale because its "fighting" drink and it makes you look "hard". After a crushing deafeat you can either make your way to the bigg market were you fight anything that dosent move (telephone boxes, lamp posts etc)or stay in the stadium crying and try get on the TV for your 10 seconds of fame.
I know what your thinking there a bunch of pathetic sad wankers but thats only the tip of it....more information on how to be a barcode will follow.
FTM :toocool: |
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| dreamdecks |
Heres another:
(To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine')
In the land, where I was born
Lives a man, peels bananas with his feet
And he went, to Sunderland,
And his name, Is Peter Reid
Altogether now
Peter Reid's peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
Peter Reid's peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
etc....
Not quite right FTM......
To be a Newcastle Supporting geordie (All Geordies Hate The Mackems) you first have to buy a black n white replica kit, then on your way to the Fortress St. James' Park on match day drop into one of the boozers where you HAVE to drink brown ale because its "Newcastle" drink and it makes you a "Geordie". After a crushing deafeat of the opposite team they can either make your way to the bigg market were you fight anything wearing red n white(makems)or stay in the stadium celebrating and try get on the TV to give the mackmes grief. |
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| evil_bastard |
Question: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Mackem. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Anser: Shoot the Mackem. Twice. |
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| FTM |
All geordies hate the mackems?? you have obviously been listening to sir john hall and hes "geordie nation" bollox too much, theres many sunderland fans from newcastle who would rather call them selfs geordie hence the old chant of "red n white geordies" at roker park and at a certain cup final (1973) a chant of "if your proud to be a geordie clap your hands" went around wembly. Have you not realised that i never take the pish out of geordies, only mags.
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| evil_bastard |
FTM you're speaking from your arse once again.
Mackems hate "geordies" and Geordies hate "Mackems". No self-respecting Sunderland fan would ever call himself a geordie, that would be like someone born and raised in Paris calling himself an "Englishman"!
Tyneside = geordies
Wearside = mackems
Newcastle supporter = geordie
Sunderland supporter = mackem
You are trying to fuse together two bitterly divided cultures, but coming from Durham that doesn't surprise me. If you support Sunderland, you are a MACKEM. If you live on Wearside, you are a MACKEM.
There are some mackems who call themselves geordies, and they are pathetic. The majority of mackems say they hate the geordies, and so they should, because they are a bunch of misguided wearside inbreds. |
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