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Starbucks trying to make me gay and destroy my heritage
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| Vivid Boy |
"Ya can i get a grande latte?"
"Yes sir, you sure you want a regular latte? wouldnt you like caramel on that or sprinkles or.."
"Dude im soft in the mornings i cant stomach espressos first thing when i wake up. I like a lil frothed milk in my espresso. Im soft yes but im not gay. Do i look like a fat american broad to you ???" |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
Dude im soft in the mornings |
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| kyl33 |
Well, to be fair, your simple and basic order is very RARE there. They deal with coffee snobs that order a "nonfat decaf grande caramel mocha, no cream, 3 packs of Splenda" and if they mess it up, the customers get all bitchy. A "grande latte" could mean anything. :stongue:
- the Starbucks enthusiast |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| The sweetest drink I can have is a Chai latte- and sometimes even that's too sweet. White girl fail. :( |
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| Vivid Boy |
I hate ppl who order those stupid ass concoctions. Thats not a coffee thats a meal. And your stupid order takes 15 mins to make and starts taking over my time because i have to wait around for your heart attack in a cup.
I like europe coffee bars everywhere and its all illy espresso. The way it should be. Starbucks made a mockery out of my heritage |
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| Intellekshual |
| Stick to Tim Hortons. |
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| Lews |
| Real coffee snobs would never order those ridiculous concoctions. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
12oz latte.
Sometimes a double.
Otherwise it is just black with some milk (2%), no sugar.
Drinking English Breakfast Tea at the moment. |
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| AlphaStarred |
All I could think of was
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| djshire |
| Wait, you're not gay? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Intellekshual
Stick to Tim Hortons. |
i said coffee |
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| meriter |
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