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Being a mid age male sucks (pg. 4)
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
My wife uses chopsticks. |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
My wife uses chopsticks. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
My wife uses chopsticks. |
To... uh... pick up dumplings? |
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| Jon_Snow |
| Jay you wife no mind take Er nai |
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| Lagrangian |
| you just don't understand gravity at the quantum porous level...see states. As in, you have to partake in state-change in order to evolve. Have more sex, if sitting for too long get up, look up and curse at your country for the alien hegemony it fosters among us. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
My wife doesn't like fingering me. I make her do it.:p
What can I say, at this point, I need variety with sex. Done it all.
I'm considering pee hole insertion. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Do you pee on her? |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Vanilla is just not interesting. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Naw. Do you know how hard it is to get psyched up to a woman that just had a kid? Granted she had a c section, so the vag is not in flying squirrel mode....but yeah, I need a Bentley up my ass to make it exciting.
Just wait. If you have kids one day, jimmy will make the "I'm pretending I want to you to make you happy while your spray milk everywhere" face.
It's as hot as a polar bear's anus. Bring on rectal punishment! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Hahaha, I want kids less and less...and less. |
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