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The "What Have You Said To Impress a Chick" Thread (pg. 2)
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| DJ RANN |
I had two mates who would both pick the most outlandish fake jobs to go out on the pull.
One time they were Fighter Pilots in the UK's version of top gun (it worked). Another time they were extreme condition firemen (like the guys that get dropped out of a heli to put out brush fires etc) - again they scored. Nearly all the time it worked because they could back each other up when the bull started to get called, so if anything sounded too far fetch and the girl questioned it, the other guy would be like "no totally, when we did that mission over Iraq and your tail got hit we both ejected made out may back to base on foot. Totally happened like that".
the best though, was one night one of the was going solo, chatting up this eastern euro check, and he told her he was a celebrity hairdresser. He's chatting her up, making comments about her hair, adding some innuendo about what he's going to do to her (...hair) etc. and she invited him back to her nearby flat for some action.
Bingo he's thinking.
She puts a backless chair in the middle of the room told him to wait in the living room while she get changed (he's now thinking she's kinky) and she comes out wearing that cape thing a bottle in her hand.
He's going what the is about to happen, and she sits in the chair and goes "come on then, are you going to color my hair or what?"
Oh . He doubles down. He mixes the dye solution and starts putting in her hair with a comb.
She says "er, I've never seen it applied with a comb" and he totally bulls her like this is his secret technique, but inside he's going oh , I'm about to destroy this woman's hair.
He leaves it in for like 45 minutes and they chat away while he's getting more and more nervous but still holding the poker face.
They wash it out.
The color comes out absolutely ing perfect and she jumped his bones that very second.
They ended up dating for about a year and when they split, she didn't learn that he's actually a painter and decorator. |
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| Vivid Boy |
I once told a girl I played in the MLS. it worked
and another time I told a bunch of girls that i worked as the hamburglar in a bunch of mcdonalds commercials back in the 90s but i got fired in the end for stealing hamburgers. did not work. |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Indeed. |
I wish we had cooler animals here.
B.C. province has a lot of bears and mountain lions, which people frequently set their dogs on (and cats), but no crazy snakes or other reptiles.
Quebec has some lynx. Those are pretty cool, they are the elves of cats (because of the ears).
Beavers just suck and have to be routinely murdered because of their bull engineering. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
I wish we had cooler animals here.
B.C. province has a lot of bears and mountain lions, which people frequently set their dogs on (and cats), but no crazy snakes or other reptiles.
Quebec has some lynx. Those are pretty cool, they are the elves of cats (because of the ears).
Beavers just suck and have to be routinely murdered because of their bull engineering. |
Wanna borrow some Box Jellyfish? Their sting is described as "the most explosive envenomation process that is presently known to humans". :gsmile: |
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| Alex |
:wtf:
I saw something on TV a long time ago about some dude in Australia that milks snake venom and venom from other "creatures" and sells it to hospitals/researchers.
Is that actually a thing? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
the best though, was one night one of the was going solo, chatting up this eastern euro check, and he told her he was a celebrity hairdresser. He's chatting her up, making comments about her hair, adding some innuendo about what he's going to do to her (...hair) etc. and she invited him back to her nearby flat for some action.
Bingo he's thinking.
She puts a backless chair in the middle of the room told him to wait in the living room while she get changed (he's now thinking she's kinky) and she comes out wearing that cape thing a bottle in her hand.
He's going what the is about to happen, and she sits in the chair and goes "come on then, are you going to color my hair or what?"
Oh . He doubles down. He mixes the dye solution and starts putting in her hair with a comb.
She says "er, I've never seen it applied with a comb" and he totally bulls her like this is his secret technique, but inside he's going oh , I'm about to destroy this woman's hair.
He leaves it in for like 45 minutes and they chat away while he's getting more and more nervous but still holding the poker face.
They wash it out.
The color comes out absolutely ing perfect and she jumped his bones that very second.
They ended up dating for about a year and when they split, she didn't learn that he's actually a painter and decorator. |
outstanding. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
:wtf:
I saw something on TV a long time ago about some dude in Australia that milks snake venom and venom from other "creatures" and sells it to hospitals/researchers.
Is that actually a thing? |
how do you think anti-venom is made? |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
how do you think anti-venom is made? |
Well I knew it wasn't just cooked up in a lab, but on the show I was watching this dude wasn't a biologist or scientist of any kind and sort of just ran around catching deadly ass creatures and milked them. I guess I had a more naive view of how this stuff was collected, and didn't think an average Joe like this guy would be the type to do it.
By my question I meant: Are random dudes making money by capturing these things and selling the venom to research hospitals and such?
Edit: Now that I think about it, that would be an awesome way to impress a chick.
"Hey baby what do you do for a living?"
Chick: "Oh I'm a hairdressing nurse secretary"
"I catch snakes with my bare hands then squirt their venom into a vial and stuff"
/unprotected sex. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| a buddy of mine used to tell girls he was a zoo keeper..... i dont want to over estimate his success rate with that one but i would bet it was in the 70-80% range. Once he made that proclamation he would end up with a gaggle of 2-3 girls being spoon fed whatever bull would come out of his mouth.... he worked as a waiter and knew nothing about animals beyond what he would see on the discovery channel.... |
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| Jon_Snow |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
how do you think anti-venom is made? |
Is anti-matter made the same way? |
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| djshire |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I once told a girl I played in the MLS. it worked
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which team? |
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