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The "What Have You Said To Impress a Chick" Thread (pg. 3)
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| Jon_Snow |
| We can rule out the Jays that would only get you a peck on the cheek. |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
This thread made me think of the time some tried to use PUA tactics on me, really poorly. It was ing sad and embarrassing - and not even that he was using the scheme at all, mostly just his poor attempt at neurolinguistic programming.
So yeah I spent all day yesterday researching NLP and covert hypnosis online.
Thanks for that. |
what's the story here? that sounds really funny.
buddy of mine told some chick he was a "rocket scientist from NASA" - impossible but worked anyway
another buddy of mine tried to use some card or demonstration from some book that was really long and elaborate in a scummy bar - did not work, at all. highly embarrassing. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| Its success most likely depends on whether she is attracted to you and whether she wants to play along with your charade. A well executed story shows more initiative and creativity than complimenting her on her eyes. |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jon_Snow
Its success most likely depends on whether she is attracted to you and whether she wants to play along with your charade. A well executed story shows more initiative and creativity than complimenting her on her eyes. |
"BITCH UR EYEZ R BIG, U WANT SUM ?" |
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| DJ RANN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
"BITCH UR EYEZ R BIG, U WANT SUM ?" |
You know, I knew a Malaysian guy (short, skinny, not really good looking) back in london, and he would just go up to a woman with:
"Hi! Wanna ?"
He would do this en masse - I mean to 100 different women a night.
He'd get more slaps than anyone I've ever seen, but about 4 of them would giggle and he'd start a conversation etc, and every so often, they'd just go "OK", and leave with him.
He probably got more action that most of his better looking mates who used to pride themselves on their polished game.
It was a numbers game but his penny stocks method got him trim. |
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| DJ RANN |
IMO, the best game is to make them laugh.
Aside form the purely sexual attraction aspect (where you've either got it/you're their type/you can move like Travolta circa 1976) it all comes down to charm.
You make a woman laugh, they want to be around you, period. It completely disarms and I would say the no.1 skill for securing flange.
I had one mate, good looking bugger, that had these really cheesey comedy pick up lines. I mean terrible, to the point they made you cringe, but there was something innocently funny about them, and I swear, combined with a cheeky smile, he got serious action all the time.
Anothe guy I know, tall but kinda ugly, had the gift of the gab. He was really cheeky and could talk the kickers off in seconds. one legendary story was was walking his dog one night at 1am, bumps in a girl doing the same, few jokes later and he's conkers deep on a park bench. He was utterly prolific and had really high standards, which was just bonkers given you'd think he really wasn't a good looking bloke. |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
IMO, the best game is to make them laugh.
Aside form the purely sexual attraction aspect (where you've either got it/you're their type/you can move like Travolta circa 1976) it all comes down to charm.
You make a woman laugh, they want to be around you, period. It completely disarms and I would say the no.1 skill for securing flange.
I had one mate, good looking bugger, that had these really cheesey comedy pick up lines. I mean terrible, to the point they made you cringe, but there was something innocently funny about them, and I swear, combined with a cheeky smile, he got serious action all the time.
Anothe guy I know, tall but kinda ugly, had the gift of the gab. He was really cheeky and could talk the kickers off in seconds. one legendary story was was walking his dog one night at 1am, bumps in a girl doing the same, few jokes later and he's conkers deep on a park bench. He was utterly prolific and had really high standards, which was just bonkers given you'd think he really wasn't a good looking bloke. |
+ not being a creepy and just a general well rounded dude = the win |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Getting laid is only rocket science for those that are strung up on theory. |
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| BTG |
1: One time I was chatting this girl at the bar. She was sad at the fact that she wasn't going to be able to join her friends at the beach the following day because she didn't have anyone to take care of her dog.
"oh that's easy" I assured her. "Just put the dog down and go!"
*did not have sex.*
2: One time this attractive lady came up to the bar. I said "hey there."
She looked at me and kinda gave me the :rolleyes:. I noticed this and my approach changed immediately.
"Hey do you have a boyfriend?"
"uh no."
"Do you want one?"
"Uh, why would I go out with you?"
"Well...I am a high school drop out. I drive forklifts for a living aaand I live with my parents."
*did not have sex*
3. Chatting this girl who was sitting next to me. She was fed up with the city and was saying she was moving.
"PERFECT!" I declare. "We should go out!!"
"Uh I'm leaving in 2 weeks..."
"Exactly, I can be your ty boyfriend for 2 weeks and then you can just go away."
*did not have sex* |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RANN
It was a numbers game but his penny stocks method got him trim. |
I guess some people value their dignity less than a quick shag. |
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| soulstar606 |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
1: One time I was chatting this girl at the bar. She was sad at the fact that she wasn't going to be able to join her friends at the beach the following day because she didn't have anyone to take care of her dog.
"oh that's easy" I assured her. "Just put the dog down and go!"
*did not have sex.*
2: One time this attractive lady came up to the bar. I said "hey there."
She looked at me and kinda gave me the :rolleyes:. I noticed this and my approach changed immediately.
"Hey do you have a boyfriend?"
"uh no."
"Do you want one?"
"Uh, why would I go out with you?"
"Well...I am a high school drop out. I drive forklifts for a living aaand I live with my parents."
*did not have sex*
3. Chatting this girl who was sitting next to me. She was fed up with the city and was saying she was moving.
"PERFECT!" I declare. "We should go out!!"
"Uh I'm leaving in 2 weeks..."
"Exactly, I can be your ty boyfriend for 2 weeks and then you can just go away."
*did not have sex* |
LMAO holy *** thats hilarious!!!! HAHA |
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