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Porn has been declared a ‘public health crisis’ in Utah
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| Silky Johnson |
| I wonder when they're going to declare idiocy a crisis in the US? |
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| Alex |
Dude. Porn is bad sometimes. Especially in between girlfriends when you're wacking it constantly, then you go bang someone and your dick memory is used to the death grip of a quick jerk off session and feels like a gentle wet massage.
And the girl is all like "omg ur a stud LUL, most guys are done by now" and I'm thinking "do I fake this ending, or do I pull out and pretend to jizz on her pillows/carebears/cat?".
Real problems are real! |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Sounds like it's your Terminator-esque grasp on your own manhood that's the problem there. |
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| Lira |
| Wait, Alex, you described the good bits, what are the bad ones? |
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| Alex |
:p
The problem is that jerking off to porn isn't usually a marathon, creepy in' ritual for most dudes, regardless of how it's portrayed. It's quick, enjoyable and done. Then you start banging again and although it's better than wacking it, it's just very different and makes things a little bit awkward.
In my last two relationships, the first few times I banged, it was what I think a lot of women are thinking when they are having ty sex. It wasn't actually ty in my case, but at the same time I wanted it to end after an hour because chicks have enough in' insecurities early in a relationship that if they can't get the white demons out of my junk, they'll be thinking dumb that isn't true. |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Sounds like it's your Terminator-esque grasp on your own manhood that's the problem there. |
Ya I thought that's what it was too, but now that my jerk off hand is a weak piece of , I don't think it's the case. At least not anymore. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
The problem is that jerking off to porn isn't usually a marathon (...) It's quick |
It... is?
Erm...
*blows aromatic candles out* |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It... is?
Erm...
*blows aromatic candles out* |
You in' weirdo! Put down your Noam Chomsky's Guide to Sex and jerk off to increasingly shameful porn! We live in a time of immediate gratification and reward, you fag! :mad: |
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| Jon_Snow |
| Mormons. Hey isn't Weiner one? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
You in' weirdo! Put down your Noam Chomsky's Guide to Sex and jerk off to increasingly shameful porn! We live in a time of immediate gratification and reward, you fag! :mad: |
How did you know!? I even changed the cover so it would raise no suspicion!
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| MSZ |
| Could I still my sheep doe? |
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