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Porn is a lie.
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| Silky Johnson |
Tonight my husband pointed out that the jizz you see on porn stars' , asses, faces, etc., is not real jizz, but fake FX jizz.
I feel so betrayed. I had never considered that the loads were not real.
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| Ted Promo |
| Yeah, it's made by the same company that makes prego. |
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| Sushipunk |
| But you can see it coming out of the wang :conf: |
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| AmberLea |
| I feel betrayed for just spending 2:42 minutes of my life watching a YouTube video of a dildo and a tube of fake spunk which is taped to the side of ones penis with a bulb near ones ass one squeezes at the appropriate moment. #whoknew |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
But you can see it coming out of the wang :conf: |
IT ISN"T REAL, STU!
BTW, should have clarified I meant porn MAGS. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
IT ISN"T REAL, STU!
BTW, should have clarified I meant porn MAGS. |
Ok, fake loads in porn mags I could believe. I assumed you meant videos, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T THE ING 90s. Who the hell reads porn mags any more? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Jerkin off like a pilgrim!! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Plus we only buy mags for the DVDs. Gapes of Wrath is still a huge hit at our house, lulz. |
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| Jon_Snow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Ok, fake loads in porn mags I could believe. I assumed you meant videos, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T THE ING 90s. Who the hell reads porn mags any more? |
Besides my grandpa and apparently jp? :haha: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Jerkin off like a pilgrim!! |
:stongue: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zak McKracken
How come they need 10 brother loads to cover a small petite face if they had some sort of pump attached to their bbc? Their pump must be needing maintenance then. |
I bet that you maintain your pump regularly. |
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