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| xqiksilve |
| or basketball shorts :eek: |
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| dj_nomiz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
I find it funny how you guys try to think about other stuff when you get an unexpected wood. Im always thinking "Whoa man I have a hardon!!" |
yeh, usualy u try to think of unsexy thoughts... or like think of a tree or some sh!t... than the boner will be gone... just dont start imagining the tree suddenly turning into a naked chik... then ur fukd!:rolleyes: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
LMAO at this thread!!! so trueee!!! hahahah :haha: :stongue: :stongue:  |
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| jploveparade |
| I'm an old man. I need Viagra to have these moments... :( |
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| MoSH_MaN |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
I'm an old man. I need Viagra to have these moments... :( |
:(
I hate the morning boner.......arghhhhh |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| quote: | Originally posted by MoSH_MaN
:(
I hate the morning boner.......arghhhhh |
those are my favorite:p |
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| Darvid |
the morning wood is the worst..
especially when your busting to take a leak, and then it sprays all over the place!:whip: |
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| Xer |
| True that.:mad: :whip: Then someone from my family comes up to me and says,go clean it.I usually in a real hurry in the mornings,so I forget to clean after meself.:nervous: :disbelief |
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| TiestoFanMatt |
Just think of Margaret Thatcher naked and i assure you that it will go quick!!!! hahaha:stongue: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
The belt trick works with me! Haha sweaty balls!!! hahah, how about having a shower at the gym ( we have shower cubicles) and u get a hard on (british for boner) and u have to wait until it goes before u leave the shower coz it would be obvious if people see u with a towel around ur waist and a coat hanger sticking from your groin:D
Nothing wrong with adjusting it i dont think, everyone gets them, oh and i know how i sort out my "morning wood" haha give it what it wants ;)
Matt |
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| Coup |
lol this thread is ace, i nornally get one in the bath, just sitting there doing jack , starts u thinking ;)
even worse is at work in a factory full of lads wearing shorts, imagine what'd happen if one saw u, get the pissed ripped out of u for months! :p |
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| Technaut |
| LoL I know the feeling, but hey it, its just one of them things. |
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| DVS |
| quote: | Originally posted by Darvid
the morning wood
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
hmmm, I dunno bout the rest of my UKTA's but I call it mornin glory :D |
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