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| libra_1143 |
As for the adjusting thing, I just do it. Same if you ever get one in the shower (read my eariler post about high school). No worries about it, cos as this thread shows, everyone is thinking the same as you anyway!
| quote: | | When guys are walking normaly, then all of a sudden take a few steps with a widder stance, that means their balls are sticking to their leg. I've told gilrs this, and it's hilarious the reaction they get when they see how often guys do it. |
- HAHAHA, that always happens at the worst time, like when I'm serving people at work!
Actually, at home, I never wear boxers. Just shorts usually, so no way of hiding it! Once I was watching a film with my 'rents and I got a 'bit turned on' at a sex scene, and then had to get up to answer the phone. Ah well, I ain't shy.
| quote: | | I hate the morning boner.......arghhhhh |
- They're cool, cos then you get the choice. If you wanna have a quick shuffle, you don't have to wait for it to get hard first! Or you can just wait for it to go, then get out of bed. |
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| Essential1 |
Here's a little bit of penis lingo for u guys if u don't already know all of them:
Morning wood: This is when u wake up with a hard on.
NRB (No Reason Boner): Let's say ur at work, doing ur job, when all of a sudden Mr. Tinkles wants to come out and play!
BSTL (Ball stuck to leg): When one of your testicles is stuck to your leg.
BBSTL (Both balls stuck to leg): same as above, but with both testicles.
ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".
Semi-automatic: This is when ur not quite hard, but not quite soft either.
shrinkage: We've all experienced it b4......
That's all I can think of for now. if u've got more by all means post them. |
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| biznology |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
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ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".
Semi-automatic: This is when ur not quite hard, but not quite soft either.
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ESTE - also: Severe Swamp, along the same lines as hot sticky
Semi-auto - also: Half-mast, ie you go to the club with booty music and end up half masting some chick|:D |
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| Vanilla |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
Semi-auto - also: Half-mast, ie you go to the club with booty music and end up half masting some chick|:D |
then you are covered in Swass (sweaty ass) |
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| jinxed84 |
yeah i hate the NRB i get them alot right before class gets out and im like "fook" so i have to covertly do the tuck or i just bite my finger really hard to get my mind of it and it usually helps.
the sticky ball sack sucks alot. i either do the wide step or just stick my hand in my pocket and peel them off |
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| Magimaster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
then you are covered in Swass (sweaty ass) |
hahaha... back in highschool I remember my friend. After wrestling practice, even after wearing boxers, shorts AND sweats, his Swass still showed through his sweats. And they were huge stains as well! It was so gross...
this thread is hilarious! I hate the morning glory. |
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| Starfox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
Here's a little bit of penis lingo for u guys if u don't already know all of them:
Morning wood: This is when u wake up with a hard on.
NRB (No Reason Boner): Let's say ur at work, doing ur job, when all of a sudden Mr. Tinkles wants to come out and play!
BSTL (Ball stuck to leg): When one of your testicles is stuck to your leg.
BBSTL (Both balls stuck to leg): same as above, but with both testicles.
ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".
Semi-automatic: This is when ur not quite hard, but not quite soft either.
shrinkage: We've all experienced it b4......
That's all I can think of for now. if u've got more by all means post them. |
WHAHAHAHAHAAHH this thread will make the "classic threads" section *G*
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| xqiksilve |
| i get NRBs ALL the time in class it pisses me OFF |
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| Essential1 |
| One time I got ESTE at work so I stood up & squated down a little to "loosen" everything. But that didn't work so I went lower & lower until my ass was almost touching the ground. That still didn't work so I got fed up & stuck my hand down my hand to adjust everything to my liking. So I went back to my desk & continued to work. Little did I know, there's a hidden camera pointing right at the spot where I was fixing myself. A couple of hours later the owner of the place came in and asked to talk to me. He was like "Danny, this is a little akward but what on earth were u doing on the ground this afternoon?" I said "Nothing.....what to u mean?" He goes "Well, I was watching my cameras & I noticed u decided to do some exercise there on the ground. I understand if ur back hurts & u wanna stretch, but why did u put your hand down ur pants?" So I told him "Frank, the heater is always pointing straight at me & I tend to sweat in cerain areas..." He just interupted me & said "next time use the washroom. even use the hand dryer if u need to." & he laughed and let me get back to work. |
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| Porky |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
shrinkage: We've all experienced it b4......
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| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".
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este..so true! haha!~ :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Pork! |
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| Porky |
NRB = need to get laid!!
hahoo!
POrk! |
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| MoSH_MaN |
The only good thing in a morning bone is when you got a girl with you.... :)
Next weekend ;) |
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