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JFC I'm 45 today! Discuss your midlife crisis and age-related problems, COR wh00r3s!
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| Zoso |
Problems with age: depression and social anxiety worsen exponentially each year; insomnia worsens, and I now wake up at 11:50 PM instead of 2 AM.
What about you, fellow COR wh00r3s? Anyone have the walking farts yet? Planetary player, I'm looking in your direction. :whip: |
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| planetaryplayer |
I fart 24/7 and wear depends. Some of my shark teeth fell out, I’ll need to get those replaced. I generally smell and feel like a turd. My favourite thing to do is to fart in restaurants.
Tell me more about your lower half? |
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| Zoso |
| It's so average it ain't even funny. :haha: |
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| planetaryplayer |
| I’ll please you for Christmas gifts |
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| Silky Johnson |
Happy birthday you old bastard!!
I farted in the elevator at work the other day, one of those rank silent but violent ones, and it stopped on the second floor to pick people up so obviously I scurried the outta there. I laughed hysterically thinking about those poor people trapped in there with my nasty fart smell. LOL |
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| Zoso |
| Thanks! PS, you women.... :rolleyes: |
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| planetaryplayer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Happy birthday you old bastard!!
I farted in the elevator at work the other day, one of those rank silent but violent ones, and it stopped on the second floor to pick people up so obviously I scurried the outta there. I laughed hysterically thinking about those poor people trapped in there with my nasty fart smell. LOL |
That is a historic achievement I wish I was there |
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| Boomer187 |
oh dang, that's pretty old!
Getting over colds is not easy any more. Not sure if this is amped up hyper cold or what but going on week 2 and it seems to be clearing up. We will see. |
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| Midlothian |
| That's Covid-19, Boomer |
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| Midlothian |
| Happy birthday Mr Zoso and may I wish you another 45 years of steady further deterioration! |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Midlothian
That's Covid-19, Boomer |
To be fair, I was ill recently for three straight weeks, and tested negative for Covid five times in that spell. Similar story for quite a few people I know. The idea seems to be that our immune systems have withered from all the social distancing and ordinarily mild illnesses are beating our ass as a result. |
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| Midlothian |
Oh yes, I was merely attempting to post. I have been remarkably snot free considering what germs and viruses my airways usually seem to attract on an annual basis.
I hope you keep it negative, considering how 'open' England is at present. We here in the Netherlands appear to be on the brink of an actual (near) full lockdown, being decided by the government today. |
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