Life will never be the same after you hear this mystical cosmic revelation. Prepare to be in awe of the megareal truth.
I've asked around and something suss has happened. Almost no one at the psytrance club I was at can remember the 70s. Oh sure it was a young crowd that night but maximum yolo. After all these memory deficits there can be only one conclusion.
The 70s was all fake! It clearly is just a constructed imitation of a decaed and not even a good one at that. It's entire purpose is basically that it's a prequel made to make later eras look better. Just look at how cool the 80s was. Checkmate incels.
And what is with disco!? People think it was just dancey super synthesizer music but what they don't realise is that any synthesizer allegedly made in the 70s is actually possesed by hell on earth alien secret signal sounds using cheat codes to cause confusion and conformity amongst humans. Unlock the keys to mystical intelligence by yeeting disco alien torture music off a cliff! Their records are just as false and corrupted as the rest of the 70s! Unlock the cheat codes to the inner light people!
I have turned the pages of history with my particularly slimey tentacle. I just smoked a massive line of ketamine and have transcendeed this realm. The aliens won't let us know the truth! Their base in Atlantis is causing all the world's problems.
You may ask how I escaped Atlantis but the truth is I didn't. Alien zombie vampires took my highly intelligent brain and replaced it. But hahahaha I uploaded my brain to my computer and replaced the memories in my new brain with the truth. This is the future. Only through Atlantic level growth can we open the cosmical doors to the future. Wake up in 6D sheeple!
Silky Johnson
The answer is quaaludes. Stop working so hard.
Swamper
Team 1976 represent.
Sushipunk
I just bought two of these today.
JEO
Debbie forever.
Sykonee
The '70s was about when society started to realize what Depression was. No wonder folks that lived then want to forget it.
/we later gens just learn to live with it
Lira
I'm on board with that. I cannot believe a decade could have spawned hairy hippies, that's just ludicrous... Which means I don't believe the 60s existed either.
Silky Johnson
quote:
Originally posted by JEO
Debbie forever.
My first casette tape/album ever was The Best of Blondie back in 1986 for Walkman day at school. It really did shape so much of my musical tastes.
edit: Debbie Harry has the hottest mouth of all time.
Zoso
Born in 76. Damn good year. Or so I'm told.
KilldaDJ
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
The answer is quaaludes. Stop working so hard.
Zoso
Oh,naw, we're good. I hid the 'ludes up my ass!
JEO
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Debbie Harry has the hottest mouth of all time.
She does. Whoever is behind Maria's music video definitely thought the same. Seems she's 54 in that video. In general she's up there with Stevie Nicks as one of the most magical women on Earth.
