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This has been weighing on my mind….. (pg. 4)
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| Lira |
So, like, check this out – I just scored this, uh, Electrolux Ultimate800™ Complete Home Vacuum thing. It's like, not just a vacuum, but a cleaning buddy that kicks ass. - 🌈 Cool for Everything: This thing is like, totally boss on all kinds of surfaces. Pet hair, regular messes, or going all out on a cleaning spree – it's like, ready for whatever. You can use it to vacuum your kitchen, your master bedroom, or your master bathroom for, like, master bathing.
- 🐾 Pets, huh huh: And, like, if you got pets, it's like, even better. It's got these, uh, motorized thingies and this BrushRoll Clean doohickey that's like magic against dirt, dust, and pet hair. It's like, whoa, good for petting.
- 💪 Strong Suck Sean: The suck shawn is like, super strong. No mess escapes this thing, making my pad clean and, you know, stuff. It takes care of all kinds of workload.
Huh huh. Load.
- 💡 Smart and Fancy: It's got these lights that, uh, help you clean better or something. And it's this cool Mahogany Bronze color that's, like, pretty rad. And Mahogany is like... wood or something?
You'll always have wood, huh huh.
- 🎉 Money Saver: Got it for $579.00, which is, like, a 36% discount from $899.00! And they let you do 4 payments of $144.75 with Klarna. Score!
- 🚚 Delivery: I put in my zip code (28262), and it's on its way. Can't wait to make cleaning, like, less lame.
If you want to, like, upgrade your cleaning game, check out this Electrolux Ultimate800™ thing. It sucks. |
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| planetaryplayer |
| I got some sort of shark stick vacuum with the carpet bristles on the bottom. Before this vacuum I had to use a fabric comb to get all the dust out. The canister is small so if your place is particularly dusty you might have to empty it twice. Also having to cut my partner’s hair out of the bottom is nasty |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Yeah that should go over well when the prospective house buyers are walking through. I've worked my ass off to get this house ready to sell. This bitch isn't getting the house too. It's not like she would do anything to get rid of the smell. |
LOL |
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| Silky Johnson |
| In other news, Lira apparently works for Electrolux? Congrats Lira! |
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| Lira |
Thanks! If you buy our Ergorapido™ Vacuum today on our website you get 50% the retail price. You know why?
Because we're romantics, and we want all Americans to have access to passionate and vigorous suction in the comfort of their home, for cheap. Because you know who likes sucking for cheap?
That's right, Electrolux :gsmile: |
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| planetaryplayer |
| Does it guarantee rapido satisfaction? |
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| Lira |
Yes. We offer world renowned hoses and blows  |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| That's just because you're a beta cuck, Zak McWhack. |
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| JEO |
I have a spray bottle of water I use on my girlfriend when she isn't doing what she is supposed to. To her it started out as innocent, giggly fun, but unbeknownst to this lazy little ****, I've been adding more and more vinegar into the bottle gradually. What started out as a refreshing little squirt is now a thundering blast of get-off-your-ass. I have successfully conditioned her to start her chores immediately if I walk past with the spray bottle in hand.
Men, take notes. It's not ideal, but it's a step in the right direction in your relationship. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zak McKracken
If by beta you mean respect for women then yes that is me I’m a feminist, I’m not a bully nor a lord of flies. I’m a bit surprised to see this kind of attitude from you of all Jack, seemingly you have shown intelligence for more than a decade on this forum, maybe you’re just getting old and bitter - I can’t envision you act out this in real life to be honest and I’m sure if you think about it taking someone’s phone and turning it off and keep it until the other person does what you want is both threatening and violent behavior no matter if you’re small or not. |
I've never been violent towards a woman in my life. I haven't been violent towards anyone since I last had a fight in school 20 years ago. I've never even broken anyone's possessions in an argument. But I will not let someone shut me down by deliberately ignoring me and pulling their phone out. |
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| planetaryplayer |
I think it should be noted that in a healthy relationship there wouldn’t be a Mexican standoff over these matters, and the situation mentioned was that the women in question can not be removed from the house otherwise she gets everything.
JEO, I will steal this method. My partner prefers vinegar to water though. I think I’ll switch it to lemon juice on the |
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