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IRC : if you havent joined already WTF ? (pg. 18)
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| Mako |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=M=-
just some fun i had while taking the piss on the #sex thread heheheh
* sexyboy22 is 22 m Melbourne
want to chat?
<[M]> sure
nice
so - what is the plan
<[M]> well, im a different type of girl to most others
oh yess.. tell
<[M]> i get turned on by something a little different
what kind of little different things are we talking?
<[M]> well...... my fantasy is to be controlled by a pirate
<[M]> ill be your wench
<[M]> and you have to say harrrrrrr to turn me on
sounds interesting to me
do you have any pics?
<[M]> wow
<[M]> sure ill send one
nice :)
where in Melbourne are you from?
<[M]> richmond
I'm from around Belgrave
* sexyboy22 waiting for your pic :)
<[M]> this is one of me at oaks dayh
<[M]> im on the left
oaks day pic :) nice
<[M]> do you like?
your cute :)
<[M]> thanx :)
anytime ;)
* sexyboy22 puts on his pirate hat
<[M]> oooooooh
* [M] is getting wet
<[M]> i get on top
ei ei - your a fast mover there
<[M]> well, i like pirates
I like yee wench
<[M]> oooooh
I like yee body to
<[M]> yeah?
* sexyboy22 grabs your brests - pulling you towards me
<[M]> mmmmmn
<[M]> my nipples are hard
<[M]> my nip rings are waiting to be played with
eii - I grab your nipple rings - leaning up and grabbing them with my teeth
pulling you down - pulling hard on your nipples
<[M]> ouch
* [M] giggles
<[M]> i grab your dick
mmmmm - oohhh wench - grab tighter
<[M]> and start carressing it
<[M]> looks nice and hard
Mmmmmm - I rub your clit as you rub my cock.. pushing my hand between your legs
<[M]> mmmmnnnnnnn
<[M]> i grab your butt cheeks and pry them apart
<[M]> i take off your wooden peg leg and ram it up your ass
I grab your pubic hair between your legs.. pulling it softly towards my cock
eh - if that's what yee into wench
<[M]> i start rocking back and forth on your as i i push your peg leg harder into you
eii - take me deeper wench.. Mmmm
<[M]> nice
* [M] takes off her pirate eyepatch
mmmm - I rub your hips with my hands - firmly grasping your hips - and pushing you down harder on my cock
<[M]> and stands up to put it on your cock
<[M]> you truly are an ugly pirate
<[M]> me harrrrrrrder
<[M]> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<[M]> ...
HARRRRRRR!!
you like my leg right in you ehh?
<[M]> im starting to lose my turn on
<[M]> say it for me
<[M]> hello?
HARRRRR! Pull your nipple rings and sit on my you sexy wench
<[M]> mmmmmnnnnnn
<[M]> youre great
HARRRR! sex me up wench.. my wants you .. get on me
<[M]> i grab some rum and poor it all over your cock
<[M]> ouch
<[M]> OUCH!
<[M]> OUCH!!!!!!
<[M]> THAT ING ALCOHOL IS ING BURNING ME
HARRR! - all wet for you now wench.. lick it all off
<[M]> ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<[M]> say it for me!
<[M]> say har!
HARRRR!
rock me wench
mmmm
<[M]> mmmnbnn
<[M]> you can do better than that
HAARRRRRR!!!!!
*lol*
<[M]> your wooden peg is inside me
HARR!!!!! pushing all the way into your loose
<[M]> splinters are going into my lips
<[M]> as the ship rocks back and forth
HARR! glad you like it
<[M]> i pluck one out and put it in your pee hole
<[M]> then jam it in there with my tongue stud
AHHH! You'll get it hard you wench.. I pull the leg our of your hole and throw it accross the room
<[M]> oooooh
get on my you wench
ride it hard
<[M]> NO!
yes wench
do it wench or there'll be hard sex
* [M] sits on that ugly mountain of zits you call a face
<[M]> yes
<[M]> holy !!!!!!!!
<[M]> is that a ninja?
<[M]> no!
<[M]> im getting turned off, say it for me
*meh*
<[M]> SAY IT BOY
HARRR
<[M]> you can do better than that!!!!!!!
HARRRRRR!
<[M]> mmmn
<[M]> HARDER
<[M]> LOUDER!!!!
HARRRRRRRRR!
<[M]> omg
<[M]> omg
<[M]> omg
<[M]> that ninja is scaring the outta me
<[M]> put the peg leg up my ass
your interesting
<[M]> do it for me!
for another pic
<[M]> say it first
<[M]> im being turned off here
<[M]> you there?
<[M]> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR |
ROFFFFLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr |
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| Hybrid Junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mako
ROFFFFLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr |
Only sick s of the like of Rem & Mako would find that funny...
HHAARRRHAARDYYHARHAR :thepirate
AAAHAHAHAHHAAARRRR :thepirate
ROFL that's gold!!! |
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| -=M=- |
| hehehehe it was fun, i was pissing myself on the #tranceaddict channel at the same time |
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| Renegade |
lol @ M. :D
My mate and I came back absolutely tanked from a night-out one time and did exactly the same thing on exactly the same channel a few months ago. We just typed in:
17/f here, anyone wanna chat?
and seriously got about 15 PMs in the next 20 seconds. We chose the most interesting characters and went from there. It's actually pretty good fun so long as you don't feel too wierd about typing in like "mmmm.... your tastes so good" with your mate pissing himself on the floor laughing right next to you. :-/
If I ever get my old computer up and running again I'll post a transcript or two - I can remember one guy (called DJ something) who we refused to cyber with until he gave us the names of his favourite tracks. He didn't, so we started making up bull tracks and he's going "yeah, I love those songs" - the silly bastard. Boy, did we start taking the piss. We never did give that bull artist any cyber-lovin in the end either.... :D
So what's the moral of the story? The internet and ridiculous amounts of alcohol do not mix..... :D |
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| -=M=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
If I ever get my old computer up and running again I'll post a transcript or two - I can remember one guy (called DJ something) who we refused to cyber with until he gave us the names of his favourite tracks. He didn't, so we started making up bull tracks and he's going "yeah, I love those songs" - the silly bastard. Boy, did we start taking the piss. We never did give that bull artist any cyber-lovin in the end either.... :D |
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARRRRRRRRRR |
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| OLi_A |
hahahahaha -=m=- that is a classic bro
splinters in the lips
its gold |
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| Philby |
omg that is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :happy2: :happy2: :happy2:
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
:thepirate :thepirate :thepirate |
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| Rememberence_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie
Only sick s of the like of Rem & Mako would find that funny...
HHAARRRHAARDYYHARHAR :thepirate
AAAHAHAHAHHAAARRRR :thepirate
ROFL that's gold!!! |
hahahaahahh thnx HJ ;) |
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| Philby |
* Topic is ' I think ann lee - 2 times gets the vote its pretty well produced. it's about as well produced as [M] was'
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THATS ING CLASSIC
<[M]> lmao shut up man
haha
talk about delayed reaction
<[M]> delayed? i just got back to the keyboard!
<[M]> oh u mean him
* [M] just owned himself :P
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| DJ_Ballistic |
Hahahahahahhahaha
excuse me while i go hang myself |
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