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| InAcoma |
TOPIC 2nite 
i havent had a wank since sunday mornin
well my longest was 1 month
but that was before i had internet
lol
<_coma_> OMG
haha
<_coma_> shut up
<_coma_> i dont want to knwo
once u got internet
* _coma_ covers her eyes
thers like a ready supply of iddf
and new porn
u should see how much porn i got
who remembers when ya come back from school camps
so anything over 1 week
is like impossible
ud blow out the light bulb
i want to not wank for like 3 months
and just build up this huge money shot
i feel sorry for the chick to cop it
but hey thats life
live with it i say
roll with the punches
<_coma_> hahah like in scary movie
<_coma_> lol
or in this case the jizzz
sunburn greater than flight 643 pffft
if you dont toss for a month
you come like a ing animal
<_coma_> hahaa
yeh fo sho
like 3 strokes
and the money shot
so I better wank
like you'll be jizzing
especiall if ure watching lesos
before you even have the orgasm
bwahaha
it builds up so much
yeh
cum for 5 minutes
then you got a puddle on your shirt
bwahaha
nah u avoid the shirt
i'll start wankin again when daylight savin ends
and rub it into ure belly button
mwyahahahaha
daylight savin = biggest enemy of my morning wanks
ahhaa u s a ed
are
hha xavier
i never have morning wanks
<_coma_> i cant believe im readin this
cuase to go to bed
u need to have wank
i haven't got a good emagination these days
to fall asleep
so u just need a piss in the morning
but if ure half sleep it goes all over the place
i've never tossed in my sleep
before?
<_coma_> LOL
like u cant sleep
and ure watching some hot bitch like sandra or chucks assistant?
<_coma_> can i post this on the forums ;)
LOL
yes
bah who gives a
post this on the forums jolz
every male wanks
man
<_coma_> oh wheres that copy n paste button ;)
but im saying three times a day were reserved for when i was younger
i try to save my jizz up these days
its unhealthy to do it by your self 3 times a day yes =)
1 every 3 days
nar i cant wait 3 days
too much of something is bad enough...but somethings cumin over me to make me wonder too much of nothing is just as tough
hey is sperm visible to the naked eye?
dont where these ing pubes come from
:(
i pity anyone who has to touch my mouse
i havent even cleaned my bed sheets yet
washed*
bwaahahah
i dont bother
man i swear
pubes en grow on my keybord
its ed |
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| xxTRANCEBOYxx |
once I used a moisturiser as a lubricant, and I forgot to wash the mosituriser off, it stuck to my balls like cement
whats wrong with u man
lol
OI
bwaahahahahahahahah
it killed
A WORD OF ADVICE
but my balls were shiny
NEVER...
EVER...
EVER!!
<_coma_> hahaha
lubricant wtf for
use shampoo as lubricant
it burns your jap eye
<_coma_> shampoo MWAHAHAHA
bwahhahahaah
hahaha
jap eye
AHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAH Liberator :)
fark u dont want ure jap eye
to be needing contacts
i swear
<_coma_> y the fk did u use shampoo
i ran my under cold water
i put ice on my nob
sick!!!!!
and ohhh
painful |
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| InAcoma |
HAHAHAH not the shampoo quote
bwahahah :haha: |
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| escee |
hahaha
its funny because its true! |
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| Rememberence_ |
A bra and a set of jump leads walk into a pub. The set of jump leads takes a seat at a table while the bra goes up to the bar.
The bra says to the barman, "Morning mate, 3 pints of lager please"
"Sorry mate", the barman says "but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" the bra says.
"Because you're off your , and your friends look like they're about to start something."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH#@O%%NN#WENHsdkane% |
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| gumble |
righttt
haha, that was a bit weird last night lol
YOU CRAZY F@#KERS |
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| webmeister |
| quote: | Originally posted by InAcoma
TOPIC 2nite
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I think the smiley that best summaries that chat log is:
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| xxTRANCEBOYxx |
This thread must be kept alive!
*** Now talking in #italia
*** Topic is '**Mark Stallone is known as PimpDaddyMarkus'
*** Set by sok on Fri Mar 07 10:51:57
is mario in here
?
<{J}A{Z}Z{Y}> yeah
YEaH
YeH, WhO ArE You LiBeRatoR
<[J]uVeNTiN[o]> yep |
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| Philby |
| LOL!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: |
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| xxTRANCEBOYxx |
| Haha Phil i'm proud of that one :D |
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| xxTRANCEBOYxx |
Bedrock being the that he is :p
take it easy on the caps
shutup
viberator
liberator the viberator
i (and i'm sure many others) are astounded by your broad vocabulary
coming from the who can't spell military
and... hi! :-)
errr
"FRENCH MLLITARY VICTORIES"
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no wonder you got 0 results you tool
my god
lol slade... settle down
wow Bedrock[FOOD] you have pin pointed a KEYBOARD TYPO
yeah and you were stupid enough to save screen it
\I'm out
lol bedrock
the thing is
i didn't save it
nor did i even take that screenshot
see for yourself
it comes up on google.com if you type it in
boo.....ing...hoo
who's the ?
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