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My parents caught me..... (pg. 3)
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| kirbtastic |
my mother actually caught me in the act once...she walked in my room while i was on top of my girlfriend, ass in the air...she just started ing with me going "should i turn on the lights" then she just gave me a look when i came downstairs later.
another time my mother walked in the room while i was sleeping in between 2 girls. they were just my friends and got to drunk to drive home..but my mothers reaction was hysterical..she walks in looks at me in between to girls in thir underwear, yells "holy " and runs out...she felt much better later when she realized it was just my friends nikki and jill. |
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| shoXx |
| *falls of the chair* whahahahahaa |
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| DjObscene |
| it's only going to be uncomfortable if you make is uncomfortable just try and forget about the incident when you're infront of your mom, i'm sure she doesn't really want to remember it either |
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| HALLO |
| omg are you guys morman |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
You mom is a square. You're 19 man, she dont own you. |
exactly what i was going to say.
wtf is up with parents these days? it's JUST SEX, ffs! lighten up (or maybe they're jealous? :D)
don't you just hate it when your family tries to or does interfere with your private life? |
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| decode |
| Have sex, Tape it then leave the tape in the family player. |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by decode
Have sex |
preferably, and orgy with 15 girls, involving a couple of gay males, animals, and anal lube
:D :D |
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| DJ_Skaya |
| Your mom's a bitch. Unfortunately until you start supporting yourself you have to deal with it. |
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| TrAnCeAkI |
| LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS !!!! LOOOOOOOOOOL |
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| fantom |
| quote: | Originally posted by decode
Have sex, Tape it then leave the tape in the family player. |
Hahahaaa! Good one...
But seriously, your parents are waaaaay too tight about that, man... either talk to them, try to negotiate your way out of that situation and demand some freedom or just move out (if you can afford to, that is).
Just for the record, if I got caught in the same situation, my mom would be like "Awwh, that's so cute"... and my dad would probably be like "Leave the kids alone, for god's sake, woman!"... Plus I don't have a hot tub, but I do have a whole freakin' pool instead! Can you say "Gang Bang"?! :D:D:D |
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| cap |
| If you are this much of a momma's boy, I dont understand what u were doing with a girl in the first place lol, j/k but dude this story is pretty sad...... |
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