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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
I thought that this was cute so i wanted to share :)
sorry if you already read it b4...
enjoy!!
Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...." |
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| Tudo Beleza |
ROFL
i have read it before but i enjyoed reading it again, i will make sure to pass it on to my american friends |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| hahahahahha ive read the same joke before but instead of canada, India was used and pakistan was the loud mouth bastards..lol |
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| Nytehawk |
| quote: | Originally posted by LiL_Kandi_AngeL
I thought that this was cute so i wanted to share :)
sorry if you already read it b4...
enjoy!!
Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...." |
HAHAHAHA that is hilarious! I love it!:haha: :haha: Where did you find that?!?!?
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| itikia |
HAHAHAHAHAHA, good one!
itikia |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
hahahahahha ive read the same joke before but instead of canada, India was used and pakistan was the loud mouth bastards..lol |
hahahaha too funny |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nytehawk
HAHAHAHA that is hilarious! I love it!:haha: :haha: Where did you find that?!?!?
Nytehawk |
My friend sent it to me in an email :) |
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| mr. poopyhead |
| its ironic that they spell HUMOUR the american way.... |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
its ironic that they spell HUMOUR the american way.... |
damn i didn't notice that |
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| fantom |
Hehee, interesting story... but here's another one, more striking, more provocative than anything you've ever read before!!!
just kidding... anyway, check this out (got it in an e-mail from a friend):
Question: What is the height of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashed in a French tunnel, in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, and she was treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines! This analysis is sent to you by an Armenian, using Bill Gates' technology that he stole from the Japanese, and you are probably reading it on one of the IBM clones that uses Taiwanese-made chips and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported in trucks driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, and finally sold to you by the Serbs.
That, my friend, is Globalization! |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by fantom
Hehee, interesting story... but here's another one, more striking, more provocative than anything you've ever read before!!!
just kidding... anyway, check this out (got it in an e-mail from a friend):
Question: What is the height of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashed in a French tunnel, in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, and she was treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines! This analysis is sent to you by an Armenian, using Bill Gates' technology that he stole from the Japanese, and you are probably reading it on one of the IBM clones that uses Taiwanese-made chips and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported in trucks driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, and finally sold to you by the Serbs.
That, my friend, is Globalization! |
hehe funny :P |
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| King_Mack |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
hahahahahha ive read the same joke before but instead of canada, India was used and pakistan was the loud mouth bastards..lol |
hahahahah yea i heard that one too!! didja read the indian condom joke as well?? |
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