|
Introducing Yourself to Girls (pg. 7)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Orbax |
| you get a lot of nasty hoes with that trick, plus you usually have to pay them like 100 bucks |
|
|
| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
you get a lot of nasty hoes with that trick, plus you usually have to pay them like 100 bucks |
really?? thats it?? wow...i'll have to give that a try sometime :stongue:
And on an unrelated note, hearing BT drop Flaming June as his final encore song is the best thing in the world...:D:p |
|
|
| Endlesswave |
| Lol Peter you kill me. Have any luck w that girl yet?:p Any to add to what everybody has already said, just go for it, introduce yourself and do the "Hi, I think you are very cute/beautiful, what's your name?" thing. It should work. If it doesn't and it looks like she's not into talking then feck off because it won't be worth it. For me the problem is that part initially approaching the girl...once I do that it's no problem from then on. |
|
|
| davinox |
Step One) Make sure your balls are ready, cuz it's gonna take some.
Step Two) Go up to a girl, say "hi" and then start small talkin.
Step Three) Just act like its a guy, be as cool and confident as if it was a dude.
step three is usefull |
|
|
| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
LOL.
But a lot of girls like to talk about their hair :stongue: |
Haha. Truedat. But that's all she would talk about....
And her modelling carrer. :rolleyes: |
|
|
| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
you get a lot of nasty hoes with that trick, plus you usually have to pay them like 100 bucks |
ONly $100 huh?? Exactly how many teeth are they missing??? :stongue: |
|
|
| HardTrance81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
ONly $100 huh?? Exactly how many teeth are they missing??? :stongue: |
Where I am at, we don't even pay $100, i just give her cash for the cab ride home (IF she was good).... and thats if one of my buddies doesn't get her before she goes home... gotta love the club-bunnies...
Lesson learned: "It ain't no fun, If the homies can't have none" - i love that song.....
-E: did you have fun tonight?
girl: yeah i had a great time
-E: I have to work in the morning so i have to get some sleep, is that
okay?
girl: oh yeah, thats fine.....
-E: okay....
knocks on the wall
bang, bang, bang.......
-E: hey archie!!!...
a muffled voice from the room next door.....
archie: WHAT?
-E: You wanna piece of this before I make her WALK home?......
NOTHING MAKES A GIRL FROM THE CLUB FEEL CLASSIER THAN HEARING THIS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. . . . . . |
|
|
| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by HardTrance81
Where I am at, we don't even pay $100, i just give her cash for the cab ride home (IF she was good).... and thats if one of my buddies doesn't get her before she goes home... gotta love the club-bunnies...
Lesson learned: "It ain't no fun, If the homies can't have none" - i love that song.....
-E: did you have fun tonight?
girl: yeah i had a great time
-E: I have to work in the morning so i have to get some sleep, is that
okay?
girl: oh yeah, thats fine.....
-E: okay....
knocks on the wall
bang, bang, bang.......
-E: hey archie!!!...
a muffled voice from the room next door.....
archie: WHAT?
-E: You wanna piece of this before I make her WALK home?......
NOTHING MAKES A GIRL FROM THE CLUB FEEL CLASSIER THAN HEARING THIS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. . . . . . |
Hey man can I join your alliance??? They both rock haha. MC's can intoduce the Dj but after that they need to Shut The UP!!!1 |
|
|
| HardTrance81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Hey man can I join your alliance??? They both rock haha. MC's can intoduce the Dj but after that they need to Shut The UP!!!1 |
ALL ARE WELCOME TO THE NO MC'S AND DEATH TO WHISTLE-BLOWERS ALLIANCE..... so join up!
the only requiments are you have to punch at least one mc in the mouth or throat per party, they don't know any better, they are under the impression that talking is cool.... we must teach them....
mc's need to go and the only way they are gonna learn is the hard way. they need to be punished for the years of wasted livesets and parties.... for ruining every tense climax of the set by talking about something retarded....i mean c'mon how many times can you ask how the crowd is doing?
THE MC'S MUST BE DELT WITH!!!! WE MUST, SORT THEM OUT..... lol |
|
|
| DaveSaenz |
| Hhaha. I can't decide who I hate more; Whistle blowers or annoying MCs? I'll strangle some whistle blowers with their own whistle cords this next weekend. :toothless |
|
|
| HardTrance81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Hhaha. I can't decide who I hate more; Whistle blowers or annoying MCs? I'll strangle some whistle blowers with their own whistle cords this next weekend. :toothless |
WELCOME AND ENJOY!!!!! SPREAD THE WORD...... NO MORE MC'S..... THATS RIGHT, NOTHING BUT THE SOUND OF THE MUSIC AND THE CROWD....MMMMMM.... |
|
|
| Rememberence_ |
hahahahahah nice recruitment antics HT81. death to whistleblowers!!
DaveSaenz mate - yeah I'm living in SA, but I'm Aussie. When/where is Acosta? You goin? Gimme the details!
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
i just walk up and snap my fingers. Half the time are like what, and all like "BITCH (slap) gimme yo NUMBAH" and then i call them at 2 am when im drunk and tell them to come to my place for sex |
LMFAO HAHAHAHAH
man that is pure class.
actually I had a bit of luck this morning.. I was waiting outside the lecture hall for an exam that was about to start, chatted to this chick about how neither of us know anything on the exam... she's like "oh, I love the accent!" (they love the aussie accent).. then her mate comes over and I'm sitting there blowing in my pants at this friend of hers (NICE), we got to talking about australia and how she was there in the summer... she is hot
then my turned soft when she mentioned she was there with her church. I'm hoping she's not as crazy about her religion as some of the people I have met around here...
a couple of people have started conversations with me that have ended up in arguments because their true intent of approaching me was to convert me into a christian! I'm gonna in stab the next one of those s in the face.
ps: nothing against religion, just people forcing it upon others. |
|
|
|
|
