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Introducing Yourself to Girls (pg. 8)
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| TCC-2k7 |
Yeah well... At least you have an Aussie accent to win girls over with, Rememberence_... I get stuck with a half-English half-East Coast USA (British mum, American dad...) accent. The end result? "Your accent is...interesting?" :mad: What the hell is "interesting?"
But I agree .... nothing spoils a girl more than religion. I met this girl over the summer and she was :crazy: f!cking GORGEOUS. Then I find out she's a total born again Christian, won't party, won't drink, definately won't screw...
Such a waste. |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by TCC-2k7
I met this girl over the summer and she was :crazy: f!cking GORGEOUS. Then I find out she's a total born again Christian, won't party, won't drink, definately won't screw...
Such a waste. |
hahahaha!
Over here in Baltimore, Maryland (and also Washington DC), you can probably find a ho but she's gonna be missing a lot of teeth, AND you have to be careful, not just about STDs, but also, if she takes your dick in her mouth, at the end of the blowjob when you're thinking "okay, that's it" she may threaten to bite your dick off (it's still in her mouth), unless you give her your wallet!
:whip:
seriously! I've never been in this situation but heard stories. It's terrible, and the threat is REAL. She starts pressing her teeth to prove she's not joking...
On the streets at night, and in strip clubs here at "the Block" (Baltimore downtown), there are mostly ugly crack whores with awful breath and missing teeth.
However, we have some music clubs here where a lot of nice/cute college girls come to party. It's a "meat-market" atmosphere down there and everybody grinds to r&b/hip-hop (that's why I like r&b :D) Anyhow, when the club closes and everybody leaves, some of my friends sometimes slip $20 or $50 bill to the particular beautiful blonde they liked, and -- what do you know? -- this stunning beauty (drunk, of course), willingly agrees to go to my friends' place and . These are girls who you'd never think would ever do such a thing, they're 18-19-yr-old college girls who look so innocent, cute, and inexperienced! And they take that money and go with my friends, who are "players!" I've seen it!
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| mndeg |
| gj taking advantage of not smart blondes |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rememberence_
hahahahahah nice recruitment antics HT81. death to whistleblowers!!
DaveSaenz mate - yeah I'm living in SA, but I'm Aussie. When/where is Acosta? You goin? Gimme the details!
LMFAO HAHAHAHAH
man that is pure class.
actually I had a bit of luck this morning.. I was waiting outside the lecture hall for an exam that was about to start, chatted to this chick about how neither of us know anything on the exam... she's like "oh, I love the accent!" (they love the aussie accent).. then her mate comes over and I'm sitting there blowing in my pants at this friend of hers (NICE), we got to talking about australia and how she was there in the summer... she is hot
then my turned soft when she mentioned she was there with her church. I'm hoping she's not as crazy about her religion as some of the people I have met around here...
a couple of people have started conversations with me that have ended up in arguments because their true intent of approaching me was to convert me into a christian! I'm gonna in stab the next one of those s in the face.
ps: nothing against religion, just people forcing it upon others. |
Sure No prob. ;) It's this next Sunday.
Here is the link to the flyer:
http://www.thefarwestrodeo.com/georgeacosta.htm
Here is the link to the thread discussing this event:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=91800 |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
hahahaha!
Over here in Baltimore, Maryland (and also Washington DC), you can probably find a ho but she's gonna be missing a lot of teeth, AND you have to be careful, not just about STDs, but also, if she takes your dick in her mouth, at the end of the blowjob when you're thinking "okay, that's it" she may threaten to bite your dick off (it's still in her mouth), unless you give her your wallet!
:whip:
seriously! I've never been in this situation but heard stories. It's terrible, and the threat is REAL. She starts pressing her teeth to prove she's not joking...
On the streets at night, and in strip clubs here at "the Block" (Baltimore downtown), there are mostly ugly crack whores with awful breath and missing teeth.
However, we have some music clubs here where a lot of nice/cute college girls come to party. It's a "meat-market" atmosphere down there and everybody grinds to r&b/hip-hop (that's why I like r&b :D) Anyhow, when the club closes and everybody leaves, some of my friends sometimes slip $20 or $50 bill to the particular beautiful blonde they liked, and -- what do you know? -- this stunning beauty (drunk, of course), willingly agrees to go to my friends' place and . These are girls who you'd never think would ever do such a thing, they're 18-19-yr-old college girls who look so innocent, cute, and inexperienced! And they take that money and go with my friends, who are "players!" I've seen it!
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hey! i'm a 20 year old female from the DC area, and i'm not a crack whore nor do i have bad breath....ew! we're out there, you just have to find us :) |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
hahahaha!
Over here in Baltimore, Maryland (and also Washington DC), you can probably find a ho but she's gonna be missing a lot of teeth, AND you have to be careful, not just about STDs, but also, if she takes your dick in her mouth, at the end of the blowjob when you're thinking "okay, that's it" she may threaten to bite your dick off (it's still in her mouth), unless you give her your wallet!
:whip:
seriously! I've never been in this situation but heard stories. It's terrible, and the threat is REAL. She starts pressing her teeth to prove she's not joking...
On the streets at night, and in strip clubs here at "the Block" (Baltimore downtown), there are mostly ugly crack whores with awful breath and missing teeth.
However, we have some music clubs here where a lot of nice/cute college girls come to party. It's a "meat-market" atmosphere down there and everybody grinds to r&b/hip-hop (that's why I like r&b :D) Anyhow, when the club closes and everybody leaves, some of my friends sometimes slip $20 or $50 bill to the particular beautiful blonde they liked, and -- what do you know? -- this stunning beauty (drunk, of course), willingly agrees to go to my friends' place and . These are girls who you'd never think would ever do such a thing, they're 18-19-yr-old college girls who look so innocent, cute, and inexperienced! And they take that money and go with my friends, who are "players!" I've seen it!
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I bought a nice blind crack hoe some popeyes when I was there.
...My good deed for one lifetime. ;)
P.S. She didn't bite my dick off because: 1. She was blind. 2. She didn't have enough teeth 3. I didn't want any sexual favers from her in the first place. :nervous:
P.P.S Maybe I should learn to appreciate R+B/Hip-Hop. :toothless |
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| HardTrance81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
hey! i'm a 20 year old female from the DC area, and i'm not a crack whore nor do i have bad breath....ew! we're out there, you just have to find us :) |
I guess the question now IS....
DO YOU HAVE ANY TEETH? :toothless :toothless |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
hey! i'm a 20 year old female from the DC area, and i'm not a crack whore nor do i have bad breath....ew! we're out there, you just have to find us :) |
Where are you!!!! :):):) |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by HardTrance81
I guess the question now IS....
DO YOU HAVE ANY TEETH? :toothless :toothless |
lol. She glossed over talkin' bout her choppers. :stongue: |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by HardTrance81
I guess the question now IS....
DO YOU HAVE ANY TEETH? :toothless :toothless |
HAHAH of course i have teeth! and Eugene, i'll be at deep dish in baltimore thursday night. come and get me ;) |
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| Endlesswave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
Where are you!!!! :):):) |
The question is: Where are ALL of you?!?!?!:p |
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| HardTrance81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Endlesswave
The question is: Where are ALL of you?!?!?!:p |
me? I am HERE, just not all THERE.......
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranceyes
HAHAH of course i have teeth! and Eugene, i'll be at deep dish in baltimore thursday night. come and get me :toothless |
EUGENE, LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH NO TEETH!!!!!!! |
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