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A state of equilibrium has been broken.
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| Dr. Z |
Ok,
I'm making my hot-dogs right, and I open the buns bag and I find that one bun is missing. :whip:
This destroys the flow of hot-dog making, since there are 12 buns in every bag and 12 hot-dogs in its bag, this translates to 1 bag of buns per 1 bag of hot dogs. A 1:1 ratio.
Because of this incident, I'm forced to obtain a new 1/12 of a bag of buns for every bag of hot-dogs that I buy. :whip:
What do I do?? |
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| The Highroller |
| throw one hot dog out man. it's not worth buying a whole other pack. you yourself over that way. |
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| DigiNut |
It's pointless, but at least it's not another war thread.
Since the buns do tend to be slightly longer than the dogs themselves, you could always connect all 7 buns together with toothpicks to create one giant superbun, and then put in all 8 hot dogs. The downside to this, is that it involves eating 8 hot dogs at once.
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| The Highroller |
| smoke a blunt and you'll be able to eat that mega hotdog no problem! |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. Z
Because of this incident, I'm forced to obtain a new 1/12 of a bag of buns for every bag of hot-dogs that I buy. :whip:
What do I do?? |
, I thought you were talking about real "buns"!!! ie. Girl's beautiful bums!
In that case - no man can get enough of those (or too little - don't complain!)
(ok, fire the sexist remarks via PM - lol - all I'm saying is that the woman is a beautiful thing) |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
, I thought you were talking about "buns"!!!
ie. Girl's beautiful bums!
In that case - no man can get enough of those
(ok, fire the sexist remarks via PM - lol - all I'm saying is that the woman is a beautiful thing) |
You're drunk, aren't you? |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
You're drunk, aren't you? |
Msg me in 4 or more beers.. ;) |
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| Dr. Z |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Highroller
throw one hot dog out man. it's not worth buying a whole other pack. you yourself over that way. |
Well its not that easy. There is a whole complicated thing with me eating hot-dogs. Basically, I eat 3 hot-dogs per meal, so if throw one hot-dog out, I still won't be in the equilibrium of 4 meals per bag of hot-dogs.
Although I like DigiNut's idea, I will have to do some algebra to see if that will solve the problem.
I'm sure I'll have an idea by tomorrow morning. |
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| Endlesswave |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. Z
Well its not that easy. There is a whole complicated thing with me eating hot-dogs. Basically, I eat 3 hot-dogs per meal, so if throw one hot-dog out, I still won't be in the equilibrium of 4 meals per bag of hot-dogs.
Although I like DigiNut's idea, I will have to do some algebra to see if that will solve the problem.
I'm sure I'll have an idea by tomorrow morning. |
Just take a piece of bread and use that as a substitute? |
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| E*Master |
First, Have a few Shots of Whiskey (to get that slurry texan accent going). Then go into your Father's Gun Cabinet and Load the Duck gun aka Double Barreled twin Trigger Shotgun. Then Put on a cowboy hat as you take your 5th shot of Whiskey. Then Go to the Store where u got the Buns from. Wield your gun around and tell them your situation (while slurring and waving the gun around). They will give u your buns and I bet EVEN a free 12 pack of hot dogs (the expensive grade C Beef Kind). Hey and if you are lucky maybe some handcuffs too.
:stongue: :haha: :haha: :stongue:
Forgive me. It is late and I had a long working night. |
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| Flec |
| Solution: Stop eating hot dogs, there garbage |
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| Tudo Beleza |
| quote: | Originally posted by Flec
Solution: Stop eating hot dogs, there garbage |
Yes i will agree with that, i think the last hot dog i had was in grade seven, i think throwing up (the last time also) changed my mind towards them. |
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