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| Masonious |
I was on an important conference call the other day and had to poop really, really bad. So i walked in and put it on mute and totally trusted it. I mean, that's ing trust right there.
It was also kind of an adrenaline rush, will someone ask me a question during a really frantic pooh session? Will I need to chime in to save myself work while I'm expelling my innards with crazy ass pressure?
When I was done I just flexed in the mirror riding the adrenaline rush until the conf call was over.
Similar experiences anyone? |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| LOL! i don't know if i have any simular experiences.. trying to poop before going into labour to avoid ting on the doctor? |
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| Frenchie |
| Talking while you is a task. when I talk and at the same time it..SOUNDSLIKEALLMYWORDSARESTUCKTOGETHERTTYINGOTALKFAST |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
LOL! i don't know if i have any simular experiences.. trying to poop before going into labour to avoid ting on the doctor? |
that's just being a good Samaritan right there. You are a good person Meghan / Megan?
Megan is an anagram for mange.
let's hope it's Meghan. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Talking while you is a task. when I talk and at the same time it..SOUNDSLIKEALLMYWORDSARESTUCKTOGETHERTTYINGOTALKFAST |
I just tell people I'm basting a turkey with a 50 lb turkey baster - they can't tell the difference. |
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| Ed G |
I'm allergic to cats but my girlfriend had a bunch so I blow my nose a lot. Sometimes when I would sit down to p00p I would blow my nose first and since it might only be a tiny drip of clear liquid I might use it to wipe after my po0ping. But then one time I was very high and I got the order wrong so I've quit doing that all together.
Kinda high right now actually. |
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| kadomony |
Meghan is an anagram for menhag.
and that can't be good. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
hahaha MANGE IT IS!
Megan (First Name Origin and Meaning)
English · Female
Strong, able. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ed G
I'm allergic to cats but my girlfriend had a bunch so I blow my nose a lot. Sometimes when I would sit down to p00p I would blow my nose first and since it might only be a tiny drip of clear liquid I might use it to wipe after my po0ping. But then one time I was very high and I got the order wrong so I've quit doing that all together.
Kinda high right now actually. |
brown-nose :rolleyes: |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
hahaha MANGE IT IS!
Megan (First Name Origin and Meaning)
English · Female
Strong, able. |
at the time of your child's birth, how would you describe yourself? :p |
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| wienerschnitzel |
pretty damn strong and able! eli told me that when i was pushing her out, the doctor asked me if i wanted to take a break from pushing, i said "NO! I WANT TO KEEP MY STICK ON THE ICE!" i don't remember much, but on my 2nd day of labour i watched my team lose the western confrence finals, maybe that's what i was thingkin about?
ps- to the best of my knowledge, i didn't on the doctor. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
LOL! i don't know if i have any simular experiences.. trying to poop before going into labour to avoid ting on the doctor? |
is it really possible to tear the skin between the and vagina during birth?
and if yes, it possible for the baby's head to explode? |
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