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DAMNIT! why?!
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| Inertia |
i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some ing ants in my SunChips and one ING BIT MY LIP. my lip is now ing swollen, has a ing ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as ing hell cannot look like this.
what can i do? will this be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY ING MOUTH. :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
help me. :( |
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| Rinster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some ing ants in my SunChips and one ING BIT MY LIP. my lips is now ing swollen, has a ing ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as ing hell cannot look like this.
what can i do? will this be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY ING MOUTH. :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
help me. :( |
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| Sunsnail |
| Wow weird. :wtf: |
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| Taranis |
Wow, that's kind of weird :/
No idea about how long it takes to go down. |
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| Inertia |
| this ain't funny. isn't any of you a doctor or something? damnit. :( |
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| Sunsnail |
Inertia: hey babe!
Girl: Hey sexy, gimme a big kiss... OMG WHAT THE IS THAT? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD HERPES. FUUUCK.
Inertia: Ants.. they're ants :(
Girl: *chops dick off* |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
wow that sucks mate, in future buy the small bags of crisps [potato chips] not the big ones that take 3 days to finish.
also try some anti-histermine cream and tablets |
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| Sushipunk |
...Unlucky.
Find out what kind of ant, and what that ant's poison is made up from. Maybe you can counter-act it somehow.
Lol, that's really unlucky.
Pay attention to what you're eating! |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Inertia: hey babe!
Girl: Hey sexy, gimme a big kiss... OMG WHAT THE IS THAT? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD HERPES. FUUUCK.
Inertia: Ants.. they're ants :(
Girl: *chops dick off* |
LOL |
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| Taranis |
| If it helps, I once bit my lip, it swelled up a lot, but went down by the next day. No idea about ant bites though. |
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| Inertia |
| and just a few hours i was talking to a friend about how ty my luck was lately. damnit. damnit. damnit. DAMNIT. |
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