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| elFreak |
Lately it just seems like i take the hugest dumps. The things are so thick and long that they sometimes pop up pretty far outside of the water like some sort of sinking mud titanic. They take like seconds to push out, Jake Benson would be proud.
How regular are you?
What do you consider big?
Do you not agree that making a stink loaf is the most pleasurable thing in life next to coke sex?
Do you like to look at your poops, and sometimes fetch others to look at it too?
Do they take forever to come out or do they just pop out quickly?
(I will post pics next time i go...i just can't believe how awesome my butt is) |
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| ziptnf |
| I love it when toilet water splashes on my ass after a particularly large turd hits the water just right. |
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| Dr. DAS |
I always take a quick peek to check out colour, consistency, etc...make sure there's no blood or whatever.
And yes, nothing beats a good dump.
...don't think I'd fetch someone else to look at my stoole...unless it was REALLY, REALLY impresive. |
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| elFreak |
sometimes it does weird things like curve.
i once made a poop that looked kind of like a question mark, complete with tiny nugget for the period. I had to show my gf, and she was very proud of me. (not joking) |
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| UmmiE |
| Since I smoke alot of weed and I always end up eating too much afterwords there are times when the poop actually looks like something like a boomerang or almost that size ...... I guess its normal to look at your hardwork afterwords. :o |
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| SLR722 |
Never expected such a "" thread from you, sir. ;)
I have an intimate relationship with my innards. If I don't COMPLETELY in the morning, I feel pretty uncomfortable when leaving the house. I eat a lot so I know what didn't come out in the morning is gonna be a bitch later in the day.
On days when I have to wake up really early, my body's internal " clock" is off, and I can't take a proper . So I squeeze out whatever I can, and I KNOW about an hour later, I'm going to need to take a proper crap again. This s me up ALL the time, and sometimes I'm late to class cause I HAVE to get it all out, even if it takes two or three goes. It is the true definition of a love/hate relationship. |
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| elFreak |
| i had to do this thread, i just gave birth to a mini shaq and it felt so good i had to shout at the mountain tops. |
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| Scoops |
I love taking dumps...
one of the best feelings is when the heat is on your house and you go to take a dump and the seat is warm cause cause the toliet is rite be the vent...
I used to the champ of taking dumps at my 1st job. I would take dumps and not flush. Co-workers would be sooo skeeved out and few of em would ask, what did you jsut eat.
Used to take massive dumps rite before the store closed in the woman's bathroom and i would leave it there overnight. I would look at it the nxt morning and the would start to grow mold on it and the water would turn brown. I felt bad for my OPs mgr cause he had to deal with customer complaints |
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| TranceOwnsLol |
| I just get a lot of watery stuff nowadays. Think I need to eat more fruits and vegetables. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i had to do this thread, i just gave birth to a mini shaq and it felt so good i had to shout at the mountain tops. |
Mini Shaq = Regular sized black person? |
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| enydo |
My diet is so my is inevitably... .
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| Scoops |
| oh and Shirtless dumps in the summer are the best |
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