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| Vivid Boy |
anyone else do this?
just had this convo, girl couldnt believe that I have faked sex before. sometimes though, youve been dating the girl for a while and after a while sex with her your so used to it its like masterbation. Just like masterbation, Sometimes you want to drag it out and have a long wankin session and sometimes you just want to pop out a nut and get on with your day. You know your girl will get pissed if you pop one out quick and bitch a bit, So you tell them how hot they were and you just couldnt help it/pull up your pants and get on with the day.
Also Faking orgasms. Ive faked orgasms too. When your in the out of a girl and shes just laying there like a dead fish. You start becoming unaroused so you just fake that you came into the condom and pull up or sometimes a weird smell will put me off and make my dick soft and I just feel like watching TV. so you fake the orgasm and get on with it.
I know i cant be the only guy whos done this before. Women think they have this incredible power that they can fake orgasms. Pfft I can fake a whole relationship just to get blown. |
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| igottaknow |
| I once faked an erection. :o |
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| Vivid Boy |
| you mean thats what you told the cops. |
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| kadomony |
| yep done it. feels good man |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
or sometimes a weird smell will put me off and make my dick soft and I just feel like watching TV. so you fake the orgasm and get on with it.
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Been there. When your bangin a chick in doggy & the stink keeps coming up & blasting you in the face. Makes me wanna puke.
say no to stinky snatches |
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| Vivid Boy |
Im ultra sensitive to smells when im ing. one bad smell and bamm
just like a girl could be a 10/10 and if i smell something weird the moment i look at her, I'll link that smell with ehr and be totally grossed out. like it could have been some fat guy on the opposite side of the hallway who let one rip, but the fatc that i saw her and smelled that stink at the same time, will make me think youre a 2/10 |
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| EddieZilker |
| Nothing smells worse on a girl than bad decisions. |
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| Reza |
| how do u fake ejaculation?? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| easy you pretend you just ejaculated ito the condom. then you dont lay there with the girl and talk a bit with the condom still on then when youre both puttin your on you get rid of that condom quick times. |
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| mayday_member |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Been there. When your bangin a chick in doggy & the stink keeps coming up & blasting you in the face. Makes me wanna puke.
say no to stinky snatches |
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| infiniteJEST |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
Im ultra sensitive to smells when im ing. one bad smell and bamm
just like a girl could be a 10/10 and if i smell something weird the moment i look at her, I'll link that smell with ehr and be totally grossed out. like it could have been some fat guy on the opposite side of the hallway who let one rip, but the fatc that i saw her and smelled that stink at the same time, will make me think youre a 2/10 |
Right there with you man. Countless women have been stigma'd by me ripping a nasty one & then having to waft & sift through the stink while looking at their photos online. Sometimes I'll even get an involuntary memory of how the fart smelled when I look at them again.
Furthermore, I farted on a chick while face-ing her post-coitus. There was a half second pause of everything before the thrusting & slop/slap sounds resumed. :stongue: |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| psssh.. you aint got nothing on us! |
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