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| fr0st |
| quote: | Originally posted by JohnSmith
oh . it's gone now. :wtf:
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its on the hunt now...
Lol i just thought of a funny story i was camping on a island in the bahamas and i was having a nightmare with this thing crawling on my neck ...... well i wake up grab my neck and i feel someone big moving in my hand... i mean my hand cupped around this thing it practicaly filled my whole hand....being about 6'2" you can guess how big my hands are..... it ing freaked me out......soooo i through the thing i hear it land and make a crunch sound... i turn on a light only too see a 4inch long cockroach type thing......grossed me out...but i was tired soo i went back to sleep... i later found out roaches and other bugs often come to your mouth for moister(to drink)......sooo i had a ing giant cockroach drinking from my mouth.... |
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| JohnSmith |
we that should turn my fiance off from going to the bahamas for our honey moon. Victoria it is!
I'm sleeping in a fecking space suit tonight |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by JohnSmith
I'm sleeping in a fecking space suit tonight |
So am i. But i dont have a black widow running around my house. |
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| DJPrototypeX |
| quote: | Originally posted by JohnSmith
oh . it's gone now. :wtf:
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oh oh...you're screwed:nervous: :eek: |
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| fuct4less |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by JohnSmith
oh . it's gone now. :wtf:
maybe its in your room now:nervous: ... |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by JohnSmith
oh did i mention i was downstairs on the concrete floor in just my boxers taking the picture? |
You scared it off :D
Spiders are my one weakness ... it's time to end your boycott and buy some gasoline to burn it! Or at least some RAID! :eek: |
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| Inertia |
dude, go out, by some industrial strength bugkiller, spray the whole
ing basement, i wouldnt go to bed till i found it... |
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| JohnSmith |
well, i'm going to bed here soon as i listen to gamemaster 2003, i'm not too worried. your sig is hilarious. DJ Sars, i can see that going over real well in Tdot.
Black Widows don't kill on bites i don't think, but it might kill my cat, which would be almost worse than death, i love my cat!
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
shoot it with a BB gun, should do the trick... make sure you hit
it in the thorax, if it doesnt go right thru it, the BB will stay
in, either way its gonna hurt the out of the thing, enabling
you to kill if it doesnt die by its own.
reminds me of the time i found a bug in my shoe, i wake up, get
dressed to go see a race, get my Nikes, and when i put my foot
in, i feel s buldge, so i promptly remove my foot and check it
out, there wa this medium sized bug in it. well, i left there on
the floor thinking, im not gonna kill, itll just crawl away, its
not gonna kill me...
9 hours later i get back home, guess who is in the EXACT SAME PLACE?
mr. buggy... so i said, youre going down, i go get my CATerpillar
boots to lay a nice smack down on it; but first i took a second to
look at it. it had an abnormal octagonish shape, and seemed to have
no legs. who cares? i smack it down so hard the gorund shakes...
im used to doing this and then seeing a little puddle of bug remants
on the floor and under my show, but when ive removed it, the mother
****** is 100% intact, whats worse, is it had flipped over, exposing
that it did NOT have any legs, but it just contracted its body,
and let it loose in a sharp move making it jump and flip over...
SCARED THE LIVING OUT OF ME. it was green, but now i could
see 2 yellow spots on its back... i ran like a little girl...
finally i got the nerve to go back in, got my boot again, and didnt
aim for the bug this time, i aimed to break the tile that was under
it. smacked it so hard my hand hurt, when i remove the boot, the
****** IS STILL there, only its exo-skeletonish cover is slightly
cracked, and i sort of see something wierd happening, its contracting
again, so again i ran, and for some reason killed the lights.
the ****** flipped over couple of times, and those 2 yellow spots,
they started glowing bright fluorescent green (like a fookin glow
stick) i left for anoher hour, when i came back, it was there, not
glowing at least, and i could see some bug juice around it, suggesting
it was dead. got a broom and smacked it, it was dead... cleared it
out... still dont know WHAT THE that thing was... |
screw that, should of just got out the mallet or hammer and start smashing the floor with it, if it dont kill it, its bound to drive the thing into the floor then u can pour acid or summin in the new grave u made for it |
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| nrjizer |
| ffs, dont be so afraid of it :D . If you want to kill it, spray it with lysol. The chemicals alone will poison it to death, I gaurantee. If you want to indulge your inner hippy (which is what Id do... live and let live after all), just get a glass and a piece of paper and trap it, take it a few hundred meters away and free it, you will never see it again. If you wear gloves and a long sleeve shirt you will be fine |
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| Dj Dovla |
| SEEL IT ON EBAY TO SOME WEIRDO ....and buy yourself some vinyls |
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