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DaveSaenz
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Originally posted by TuanAnh213
hehehe

but...im neither a nerd nor have i had sex...so i lose both ways :(



Lower your standards. :)

TuanAnh213
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Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Lower your standards. :)




true...im sure with those i can get plenty of old wrinkled ass...plus aren't older women more "experienced"? that granny prolly knows more about ing than a 16 year old...anyway i've vowed my self that i wont be leaving college without getting laid
NiteKiD
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Originally posted by DaveSaenz


wooo mama im in luuuuuuuv
astroboy
Anyone here ever had a coldsore on your lips?... yeah? Well guess what... Chances are you've got the herpes virus!! (Most Probably HSV-1) .
In your case it's called "oral herpes" for obvious reasons - if you give your partner oral sex while you have a coldsore, you may pass the virus onto them giving them "genital herpes"... so herpes is even more common than you might think... (I read somewhere that 80% of people oer 50 are infected).

Have a nice day :D
astroboy
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Originally posted by astroboy
Anyone here ever had a coldsore on your lips?... yeah? Well guess what... Chances are you've got the herpes virus!! (Most Probably HSV-1) .
In your case it's called "oral herpes" for obvious reasons - if you give your partner oral sex while you have a coldsore, you may pass the virus onto them giving them "genital herpes"... so herpes is even more common than you might think... (I read somewhere that 80% of people oer 50 are infected).

Have a nice day :D


C'mon you're telling me you all knew this already??? How disappointing I thought I was going to get to shock some people with this post... oh well...
speedracer_mec
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Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Since you live in or near San Fran *cough* gay capital of America*cough*, I'm sure the STD rates where you live are off the charts.:)


-Don't take this as slander against gay people.

gay people started aids
Mikado
OK this is messed up. There’s his hot chick i know who used to talk to me about everything and she was constantly telling me about her medical problems. I know i saw a little herpy on her once and she said she might have goneria. I keep telling her to goto the doc and she always said no im afraid. I offered to go with her once but she got all embarrassed. Any way her "symptoms" went away and one night Steve, Kris(the std chick) and i were all drinking and she kept commin on to me. I told her to piss off. This got my friend Steve mad at me cuz hes a ladies man. He started comforting her. At that point i was goin crazy i didnt want my friend to catch anything and knowing him hed sleep with her. Any way he got really pissed at me and knocked me out with a small chair cuz i was yelling at him to stop. Basically he took her to his place and they fuked all night. 2 months later the guy called me up crying his ass off telling me that he got herpes on his mouth and genitals and goneriah. I haven’t talked to Kris ever since.

I feel like it was my fault cuz i should have told him about it but i didnt want to tell him with her right there. Plus i was quite drunk at the time so I wasnt makin much sense anyway.

MORAL OF THE STORY! IF U KNOW SHE/HES DIRTY KNOCK YOUR FRIENDS OUT BEFORE THEY KNOCK U OUT.
daffodil
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Originally posted by astroboy
C'mon you're telling me you all knew this already??? How disappointing I thought I was going to get to shock some people with this post... oh well...


i did know that, and i think the percentage is higher than 50.
Orbax
I would have done the exact same thing as you, except won the fight at the end
EliPsE
Nope, and hope ill never get any kind of std

daffodil
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Originally posted by speedracer_mec
gay people started aids


although i'm tempted, i won't flame you for your ignorance because nobody knows everything.

gay people did not "start" AIDS, the HIV virus that causes AIDS developed in africa. it developed from transmissions between humans and monkeys but was only virulent to humans. some theories hypothesize that HIV is a mutation of the ebola virus. monkeys are not harmed when they are infected with the HIV virus.

comparison: rats carried the plague all the hell over europe during the middle ages and it was transmitted to humans when fleas that had bitten infected rats bit a human. no one knows why it didn't kill rats and was so devastating to humans, but it's the same deal with HIV between monkeys and humans.

if i have anything wrong here, please correct me because i went on memory and didn't double check anything.
Mikado
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Originally posted by Orbax
I would have done the exact same thing as you, except won the fight at the end


YEah well he was bigger than me and i was very drunk.
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