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One question you want to ask God ... (pg. 6)
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| speedracer_mec |
| "can u please slam a lightning bolt on all the non believers?" |
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| arctic |
| quote: | Originally posted by speedracer_mec
"can u please slam a lightning bolt on all the non believers?" |
"Even though you don't exist, i'm going to have to ask you to liquidate anyone affiliated with Christianity/Judaism/Islam due to their unusually low intelligence levels"
/t3h athiest man. |
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| Endlesswave |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
"Do you exist?"
And if so ...
"So which is it, evolution or Intelligent Design?" |
Why not have intelligent design stem from evolution? I mean have a God create a universe (or many) and then just have the one universe we are in evolve a certain way with us in it (just like the standard Darwinian evolutionary thought process...)?? I can't explain it (I don't feel I need to) but I think there's a God and that he created the universe and left it to it's own devices. As for what I would ask it/he/she? I'd ask why play this cruel joke called life on us? Why give us free will only to have humanity behave so utterly stupid? |
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| Ripped Bag |
Me: So god, you mean this is all software?
God: Why yes my son.
Me: So what the , aren't there any newer versions of this Earth OS? (btw, killer appz dewd!)
God:  well you see my son, this is Earth 9800000. We aren't currently in the process of upgrading to Earth XP. Which should solve the crime and disaster bugs.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
Hmm, several come to mind...
Does your mom know you're gay?
Can you create something that can't be undone by you?
If humans have a free choice, and you are omniscient, then you know what they're gonna do anyway. That means their future is predetermined. So what's the point of their free choice anyway?
If you created the universe, what was there before its creation? Why create it at all, since you already know everything about how it would unwind?
Why did you interfere with a married woman and made her a bastard child? Isn't one of your commandments something about not wanting the wife of another?
Why screw lower species at all? Don't tell me you prefer sodomy! I know it gets lonely up there since you don't have a wife, but still...
So, why did you create Lucifer if you knew he was gonna turn against you anyway? Why not just create the devil right away?
Why did you make life in a way that organisms need to eat each other to survive? You sick masochist bastard!
Who put you in power in the first place? |
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| Magnetonium |
Well, I learned something yesterday, LOL ... check out the updated first post of the best suggestions according to me. Please, dont feel shy and post more great ideas, there's still time ...:toothless
Hehe, I liked the Bill Gates one, LOL ... so reminiscent of Matrix Reloaded, LMAO :toothless |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
When I go to heaven, I will get to meet him but then again, I will know everything when I go to heaven but it still will be cool talking with him. |
What makes you so sure you're going to heaven? :haha:
I'd like to ask him if he could see me jackoff (even under the covers)? |
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| anuneventrade |
| Why is there something always wrong with my printer when I need it the most?:haha: |
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| neoh |
"Can you knock off my ex?"
"dude, are those real?"
"HOLY .. your FEMALE?" |
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| MERTON |
| please explain in detail what i can and need to do to become technologically advanced as i desire to be? |
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| igottaknow |
| Dude, am I gettin a Dell? |
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