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One question you want to ask God ... (pg. 7)
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magnetonium
BTW, Streakfury, if you're reading this, and the avatar you have is of yourself, then I have to boldly say that you are the prettiest TA I've seen to date ;-) And I like you!
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Lol:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ighlight=Israel |
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| Gladius |
can you make a stone that heavy you cant carry him anymore?
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| davinox |
| who or what are you, and what do you want me to do? |
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| neoh |
"Do Jews count?"
"Three elves walk into a bar.. "
"Are you rollin?"
" PLUR! " |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
who or what are you, and what do you want me to do? |
*hides up in the rafter above davinox and speaks in a deep, low voice*
I am the lord your God, I want you to have unprotected sex. Go now and be fruitful... Ohh and stop wacking off so much or you will go blind.
[God]God has edited this post, this answer wasn't meant for his (Speedy's) ears[/God] :p |
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| speedracer_mec |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
*hides up in the rafter above davinox and speaks in a deep, low voice*
I am the lord your God, I want you to have unprotected sex with a psycho bitch who lives in Houston. Go now and be fruitful... Ohh and stop wacking off so much or you will go blind. |
ouch:rolleyes: |
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| Magnetonium |
:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
She is surely HOT! :tongue2 :crazy: |
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| Tweak |
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Couldn't be bothered reading this whole thing, so if it's been said, well another vote i guess... |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
*hides up in the rafter above davinox and speaks in a deep, low voice*
I am the lord your God, I want you to have unprotected sex. Go now and be fruitful... Ohh and stop wacking off so much or you will go blind.
[God]God has edited this post, this answer wasn't meant for his (Speedy's) ears[/God] :p |
that's why birth control pills were invented. :D
and is once a day so much? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
that's why birth control pills were invented. :D
and is once a day so much? |
Sorry, I was just getting a cheap thrill, me an Agnostic playing God. :stongue:
I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy... |
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| meneedit |
I would want to know whether i am going to hell or not...
"I have sinned, ergo, I am bad, so, concordantly, am i going to get sent to the door on the left?" |
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| Magnetonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magnetonium
Current TOP Question Picks, as chosen by you (updated 11-25-2003 11:59PM EST):
"WHY GOD WHY!?"
"Could you see me jackoff (even under the covers)?"
"Who or what are you, and what do you want me to do?"
"Why did you let Tiesto win the DJ MAG poll again??"
"Can you make vodka such I dont ever get liver disease?
"Can you create something that can't be undone by you?"
""Do you exist?"
And if so ...
"So which is it, evolution or Intelligent Design?"
"Is jesus around? i wanna go burn a joint with JC!"
"can u please slam a lightning bolt on all the non believers?"
"What the hell is your problem?"
"If you created the universe, what was there before its creation? Why create it at all, since you already know everything about how it would unwind?"
I would ask God who he/she admired most, and it can't be a religious figure or someone from the bible. Has to be someone...well someone human.
"Why did you make life in a way that organisms need to eat each other to survive? You sick masochist bastard!"
"Why on earth would you create something that would do nothing but destroy one of your biggest creations ever?"
"Dude, can you give me a light show?"
"Who put you in power in the first place?"
"Who is your daaady and what does he do?" |
Is that all the questions you TAs want to ask God? Come on, cause I am gonna post a thread in the Polls section quite soon with best choices and "OTHER" field, and if Other field will be a strong one, then dont blame me ;-) |
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