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One question you want to ask God ... (pg. 9)
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| Massive84 |
| Why arn't all the girls pretty? |
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| gwrmarines |
| Why oh why do you hate me? |
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| Magnetonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
Why oh why do you hate me? |
Its funny ... I just went over all threads I started, and this one is the one I shake my head about today. Recently I've been thinking about God a lot, like why I am thinking about something that may not exist? But then again, if I think about God, then there is a reason why I am thinking about that ...
My latest question is
How do I talk to God? How can I hear God? How can I adjust myself to hear God talk to me? |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Magnetonium
How do I talk to God? How can I hear God? How can I adjust myself to hear God talk to me? |
That's easy. Kill yourself. |
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| Ygrene |
"What do YOU get out of all this?"
/me gestures at everything |
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| Spacey Orange |
| Bart Simpson said it best: "Who the hell are you?" |
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| Psy-T |
| please make me omniscient, or better yet, omnipotent |
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| töbias |
| Like most father figures, I'd probably ask if he's got any hot daughters... |
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| Vivid Boy |
| is this a mole or a guitor on my butt |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Only 1 question?
Me: Hello?
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God: W3RD!
:wtf:
and that's all there was to that conversation :stongue: |
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| tribu |
"How can I patent a way to straighten a penis without surgery?"
Man, I would make so much money if I could do this... |
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