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What do you think about Europeans? (pg. 13)
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Flotser
i dunno about british satire shows...
but about american comedy i dont agree, take for example "The Dru Kerry Show" --- very orinal and realy makes you laugh. :wtf:
and what about the best comedy series of all times: "Married + 2".... if i've spelled it right :) you know the one with AL Bandy :) |
Married with children? Well, it's not that great if you ask me. I liked it when I was about 16. But the humor is now a bit too direct for my taste. Besides, I really hate it in that show that whenever a new character comes into the scene that the audience has to yell and cheer for like 10 minutes. |
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| arctic |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Married with children? Well, it's not that great if you ask me. I liked it when I was about 16. But the humor is now a bit too direct for my taste. Besides, I really hate it in that show that whenever a new character comes into the scene that the audience has to yell and cheer for like 10 minutes. |
[offtopic]Why does the audience on American sitcoms always scream and whistle when two of the characters kiss each other?[/offtopic] |
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| St_Andrew |
for those of you that got unix/linux, there is a bash script calculating your penis size:
| quote: | #!/bin/sh
echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs -x smbfs | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/' |
mine is 108.6cm :D so that proves that eupeans got long penises! :D |
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| 3xx3r7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by St_Andrew
for those of you that got unix/linux, there is a bash script calculating your penis size:
mine is 108.6cm :D so that proves that eupeans got long penises! :D |
Lol, where did ya get this. :D |
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| St_Andrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by 3xx3r7
Lol, where did ya get this. :D |
saw it on some lame geek forum, gentoo's i think :D hehe |
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| Viber |
| quote: | Originally posted by George Smiley
Bloody European wannabe!!! Why dont you play football in your own bloody region or sing in the Middle East Vision song contest?! (No seriously, please sing in the Middle East Vision song contest, after last year, the UK could do with a little less competition!!!!)
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Lol~!
"European wannabe",please tell me you are kiddin "m8"
i mean thats what bothering you?the eurovision?i mean who gives a about this stupid competition??!
and honestly do you see us playing or singing in the middle east?every time someone in the national team would be killed!
And don"t take too much pride of your damm leauge,now when Manchester is slowly going down you have only Arsenal to thank in your boring richmans rulling leauge.(i still admit our soccer leauge are mostly amuters)
what im saying is:take it easy,its pretty boring here in the middle-east its nicer to play with the europeans and their little contests:stongue: |
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| George Smiley |
Our league is one of the best in the world for the quality of players, if not the best.
Israel?! Who are ya?!
Oh and we also have that little team called Chelski as well representing us (and Arsenal will win the Champions League)
(Anyway, thought most Israelis came from Europe in the first place?!) |
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| Viber |
| quote: | Originally posted by George Smiley
Our league is one of the best in the world for the quality of players, if not the best. |
naaa,i think you are probably 4rd or 5th in the world,but you have decent players,still youre national team is not THAT great(even though i pretty like theyre style)
| quote: | | Israel?! Who are ya?! |
I do not know.
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Oh and we also have that little team called Chelski as well representing us (and Arsenal will win the Champions League) |
Yea you have Chealse,what a pride!
Give me half of what that russian spent and i"ll build a champions leauge metirial team right here in israel.
And i"ll be the next king of the moon before arsenal will win the CL this year.
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(Anyway, thought most Israelis came from Europe in the first place?!) |
I don"t know bout that,i think its 60-40 between the Jews who came from arab countries(like my granfathers for example) and between the Jews their fathers came from europe.
there"s no statistics for that. |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
Americans definitely have a smaller penis size than europeans do. You have to look up history a bit to see who the first settlers were. They were religious fanatics who have been chased away from their home countries. And there lies the core of the problem.
Let's ask ourselves, what turns people into religious fanatics? Is it cultural background? No, they came from the same surroundings as all the other europeans. Is it education? Hardly, people were mostly illiterate at the time. Is it intelligence? Not likely, there were many intelligent people who strongly believed in god. So, was it penis size? Bingo!
Why penis size? The answer is simple. People with large penises are prud of them. People with small penises try to hide them. That's why people with large penises are promiscuous and liberal about their views, while people with small penises tend to stick to their partners as they have a hard time impressing their potential mates with their physical attributes. They also come to despise sex, as they are unable to please their partners. That's why they turn to religion. Religion usually bans sex before marriage, so they're pretty much certain that their unsatisfactory attributes won't be shown until it's already too late.
The story is same for american women. Ugly fat women with small are more likely to turn to religion and pretend to despise sex simply because they can't get any. That's why american women are fat and ugly. That's why they have more plastic surgeries than european women. That's why they're unhappy about themselves and suffer from depression. Arab women are ugly too. That's why they wear burkas veils over their faces. When the american forces liberated Afghanistan, some women chose not to reveal their faces. It's because they had large noses.
So, really, what this shows is that only ugly people turn to religion. Aside from face or body features, for males, it's small penis, for females, it's small . And that's what leads me to believe that americans have drastically smaller penises than europeans. Instead of admitting that they have a genetic defect which causes miniscule penises and , they say it's all good because god wanted it to be so. Right, if god made such people with small penises to his image, he wouldn't get much admiration from me. It would mean that I have a larger penis than he does. And that just doesn't earn respect. |
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| dhope |
| quote: | | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 |
A nice theory there! :) Except one thing contradicts here:
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there were many intelligent people who strongly believed in god |
Lack of intelligence i'd say. Who knows the truth or is there any truth in this matter, is another story. :rolleyes: |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dhope
A nice theory there! :) Except one thing contradicts here:
Lack of intelligence i'd say. Who knows the truth or is there any truth in this matter, is another story. :rolleyes: |
Hey, quiet there! We're on the same side! They may have not noticed! |
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| 3xx3r7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Viber
Yea you have Chealse,what a pride!
Give me half of what that russian spent and i"ll build a champions leauge metirial team right here in israel.
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I would love to see that. To see how you will miserably fail. It is always easier to say something than actually do it. |
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