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| Porky |
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
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those are my results... how about you guys? any Maid of Honors or Sonnets in here?
my results
www.okcupid.com
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| smokeape |
My results say to put on your leather gloves and punch 'em right between the eyes to stun 'em. Do your thing, then grab another beer and get back to drinking...
Haaa!!!
[[[smoke]]]
Firewall - Sincere (Lange Vocal) |
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| whiskers |
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
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AHAHAHA, be afraid, be VERY AFRAID, in 15 years i will be MOLESTING YOUR CHILDREN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA :whip::whip: stupid correct test *sobs quitely |
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| ralf_c |
my results:
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
"Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet "
sounds just about right |
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| ralf_c |
| whiskers, where can i get i full res pic of your avatar? |
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| BTG |
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss
- actually, this is suprisingly more accurate than most other 50 million questions and some stupid "You are a: coconut!" |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by ralf_c
whiskers, where can i get i full res pic of your avatar? |
i didn't make a full resolution pic because my gun has an orange tip and it was too tiresome to photoshop a high resolution pic, so i made a small one :) |
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| Fundamental |
| I'm with whiskers on this one. |
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| Turbonium |
| What the hell, I click "Problem solved, you are a..." like 5 minutes ago, and it's still loading. wtf. |
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| Porky |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. |
no more solo drinking pix! but nonetheless u r still my hero!
Pork! |
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| DigiNut |
I honestly don't think this describes me at all but whatever, I gave it a shot:
The Billy Goat
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I honestly don't think this describes me at all but whatever, I gave it a shot:
The Billy Goat
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ahaha, the goat, owned! i wonder how many other categories they have
lameindustries people love goats :D |
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