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| davinox |
post 'em here.
mine will come shortly, when i think of it. |
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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
YOU ARE SO UGLY
wear makeup
you stupid bitch.
you look like a goatse memorial.
i'll spray you with katchup.
i'll crap in your snatch.
i'll give you a ******* tutorial. |
really, this is the best poem of all time. |
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| nic01445 |
BEAUTY OF THE EARTH
One time I saw you
and wanted to vomit
and peepee and poopoo
and jizz on your face.
Sadly I can't
because cops are around.
If I were an ant
I'd eat off your face. |
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| nic01445 |
THIS POEM IS ABOUT MY PENIS
by Nicolaas Netherland
You are small
And insignifigant.
Shrivvle up and die.
Woe is you.
Because you never have fun
Unless it is with yourself! |
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| davinox |
Game Over
A lesson I learned from a wise Asian man,
Whenever you get lucky, no longer with hand,
Make sure that you don't use a condom.
She may ask politely, but never give in.
She may say that abortion is a terrible sin.
But tell her to shut the up.
Now having sex, you're about to cum.
Don't be a and next morning run.
Just do it right there and then.
To not have a baby? I'll give you a hunch.
After you're done, you give her a punch
In the stomach. Gave over, bitch! |
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| davinox |
nic's balls
Nic's balls were once on my face
Too bad they smelled so terrible.
They were kind of ed up, kind of misshaped.
Nic will never have kids. |
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| nic01445 |
| i love you david. |
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| davinox |
Fap Fap Fap
torontotranceaddict needs to get laid
but not as badly as some others.
staring at mediocre boobs and blurry pics,
(although Tranc3's is kind of arousing)
Nerds, Nerds, on the internet.
Prolly now watching Bang Bus I bet,
Wishing that they had the balls
To meet girls in real life,
Instead of stalking them with PMs.
Woah this poem is turning to . |
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| nic01445 |
| OMGHI2U! do you have nekked pix? |
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| davinox |
I HAVE NO LIFE FOR POSTING AT 2:36 in the morinng
I have no life for posting at 2:36 in the morning.
The End. |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
OMGHI2U! do you have nekked pix? |
perhaps... |
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| Mr. Pink |
I tried writing one ...
but im a lover....
i cant! I JUST CANT! :( |
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