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Girl Advice! (pg. 2)
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
here is a sample first paragraph...empahsizing all the important things you asked for...I hope you win a date with her!!!!
dear Tran3,
i've seen you around the boards and you are sooo beautiful!!! i love to stare into your eyes. they glisten like the bacon grease on the bottom of a frying pan after making breakfast. you're beauty is truly unmatched. my name is william hung, emphasis on "hung" ;). the last girl i dated got severly bruised by my large unit, but you look like you can stand a good rogering. that is always a plus for me. |
you got it all wrong....something like this...
Tran3!!!111
buttsekes NOW!!!11111 neked iDIE!!1111
chicks dig that kinda thing. |
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| DeviantxPete |
| Wouldn't it be easier to make friends first? Then step up the ladder? |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
you got it all wrong....something like this...
Tran3!!!111
buttsekes NOW!!!11111 neked iDIE!!1111
chicks dig that kinda thing. |
man...you're right. you're always such a gentleman...tran3 would be eating out of the palm of your hands... |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
man...you're right. you're always such a gentleman...tran3 would be eating out of the palm of your hands... |
his hairy palm:wtf: |
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| igottaknow |
| Subey: I pm tranc3 and let her know you'd like to be put on her ignore list. no need to thank me. :p |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Subey: I pm tranc3 and let her know you'd like to be put on her ignore list. no need to thank me. :p |
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| DeviantxPete |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Subey: I pm tranc3 and let her know you'd like to be put on her ignore list. no need to thank me. :p |
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| anuneventrade |
Best lettar EVAR!!!!1111oneone
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| Electronicmaji |
| well ill pm her telling her you were lying |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by DeviantxPete
Wouldn't it be easier to make friends first? Then step up the ladder? |
oh no the dreaded friend ladder. :eek: :haha: :haha: |
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| smallSHEEP |
| quote: | Originally posted by Subey
2) Special emphasis must be placed on the size of my "unit"
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Why would you tell her you have a small penis? :conf: |
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| hooknife |
| quote: | Originally posted by Subey
Hey everyone, this is another one of those girl advice threads.
Here's my situation, there's this really cute chick who goes by the name "tranc3" and I want to write her the perfect pm in order to show her my worth as a potential suitor.
What i'd like is everyone's help in writing it (I got the idea from watching "A Knight's Tale" on tv the other night)
Here's the criteria
1) It has to mention all my good points
2) Special emphasis must be placed on the size of my "unit"
3) It has to complement her eyes
4) Anything else you can think of
Okay thanks in advance cause I know you guys are great at helping out in these kinds of situations. |
Stay away from my girl! :stongue: |
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