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Girl Advice!
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| Subey |
Hey everyone, this is another one of those girl advice threads.
Here's my situation, there's this really cute chick who goes by the name "tranc3" and I want to write her the perfect pm in order to show her my worth as a potential suitor.
What i'd like is everyone's help in writing it (I got the idea from watching "A Knight's Tale" on tv the other night)
Here's the criteria
1) It has to mention all my good points
2) Special emphasis must be placed on the size of my "unit"
3) It has to complement her eyes
4) Anything else you can think of
Okay thanks in advance cause I know you guys are great at helping out in these kinds of situations. |
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| UWM |
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Wait, give me a minute.
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| Mr. Pink |
| LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eyes: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| xGirlx |
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| fuct4less |
| ask her out to McDonalds and use the gsmile too! :gsmile: :gsmile: :gsmile: |
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| Massive84 |
its gonne be one of these threads :D
oh boy getting popcorn! |
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| Mr. Pink |
| write her a love letter and slip $5 in it ;) |
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| Massive84 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
write her a love letter and slip $5 in it ;) |
wouldn't that make a female a whore?
edit: the money part that is |
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| Floorfiller |
here is a sample first paragraph...empahsizing all the important things you asked for...I hope you win a date with her!!!!
dear Tran3,
i've seen you around the boards and you are sooo beautiful!!! i love to stare into your eyes. they glisten like the bacon grease on the bottom of a frying pan after making breakfast. you're beauty is truly unmatched. my name is william hung, emphasis on "hung" ;). the last girl i dated got severly bruised by my large unit, but you look like you can stand a good rogering. that is always a plus for me. |
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