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Chat with a girl.. (pg. 4)
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I usually get pissed off and make them feel like .
"The f*ck is that supposed to mean?"
"Dont flatter yourself" |
That's always fun if you know they're doing it to blow you off.
My personal favourites are:
"That's what I came to talk to you about, he said you're a slut and never wants to see you again."
"Yeah I know you do, your mom told me."
"I think you must have misheard me, I said you look fat in those pants" (at a club, when there's lots of noise)
"I'll bet you do, and if he's as hot as you are, you folks might give birth to the next Margaret Thatcher!"
"Is he blind and deaf?"
"Oh you mean the tra... oh , he never told you did he."
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| Ghostface |
| Send her a letter? |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
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hehe.
"Uhh...sorry I dont swing that way"
say it like you are trying really hard to let her down easy and without embarassment.
she probably wont get it and then throw out the:
"I dont do couples" (apologetically)
be really serious and look her right in the eye without smiling. Just keep staring until something happens. after about 10 seconds of silence lower your chin about 1/2 inch and slightly raise your eyebrows at her expectantly.
While shes staring at you steal her purse. or just take one of her shoes and run away. No one looks stupider than a one shoed chick crying...MUAHAHAHHAHAA.. WHOS LAUGHING NOW HUH WHOS LAUGHING NOW.
Tell her right before you steal the shoe that you like sniffing dirty things before you masturbate. thatll really ruin her day.
You could always track her down and leave the shoe on her porch with a single flower in it and a smear of something slippery and transparent on the toe.
am I taking this too far?[B] |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
2 options if you really dig this chick.
Go serious or go funny
I have a boyfriend...
That's cool, I'm looking to make friends to hang out and have a good time with.
Try and convince her you want to be friends, take her out one day and make the move... once she lets you in her world as a friend or otherwise, you have it made. Like letting a vampire into your house.
I have a boyfriend...
You're kidding, I have one too! And let me tell you, he treats me so well
Keep being funny and confident, she'll know you want to tap that ass, but if you keep the mood light and funny, she might see how boring her current boyfriend is and catch a ride home with you.
Don't EVER take "I have a boyfriend" as a No. If she wants to brush you off, let her grow some balls and say it directly. Until then, continue the chase.
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
My portuguese friend, there's nothing to do, really. It all depends on her attitude, and what kind of girl you're looking for. Countless times I met girls "with boyfriends" who were still very *friendly*, if you know what I mean. Although I wouldn't like to put myself in this situation of dating someone who's already in a relationship) because it's either pointless or not worth it, in my opinion |
I disagree, it's always been more fun and challenging to seduce a girl with a boyfriend. There are plenty of girls that are only with their boyfriends to not be alone (ie. the guy is an ass)... they're waiting for someone cool and confident to seduce them, that's you! |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ghostface
Send her a letter? |
omg, noooo. dont send the letter. |
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| girllovingtvibe |
| i am amused :stongue: |
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| RenderedDream |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams
2 options if you really dig this chick.
Go serious or go funny
I have a boyfriend...
That's cool, I'm looking to make friends to hang out and have a good time with.
Try and convince her you want to be friends, take her out one day and make the move... once she lets you in her world as a friend or otherwise, you have it made. Like letting a vampire into your house.
I have a boyfriend...
You're kidding, I have one too! And let me tell you, he treats me so well
Keep being funny and confident, she'll know you want to tap that ass, but if you keep the mood light and funny, she might see how boring her current boyfriend is and catch a ride home with you.
Don't EVER take "I have a boyfriend" as a No. If she wants to brush you off, let her grow some balls and say it directly. Until then, continue the chase.
I disagree, it's always been more fun and challenging to seduce a girl with a boyfriend. There are plenty of girls that are only with their boyfriends to not be alone (ie. the guy is an ass)... they're waiting for someone cool and confident to seduce them, that's you! |
well. you're an expert! nice answers |
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| Aristronica |
Tell her "Lose the zero and get with the hero"
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GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!!! |
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| Silver Bass |
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go up to a woman and start a conversation and HELL - ask if they are single. I mean it is no big deal if you get turned down - everyone does - SO KEEP ON TRYING....THAT IS WHAT I think.... |
Lol i was waitin for someone to say this, didn't think it would have been a chick though...
Chill for a bit with your buds (let the crowed mingle so theres new selection, plus everyones a little more drunk and less up tight) then get up when someone else grabs your attention and try again!
"dating, breaking up, making up ;)... thats no death dance its the circle of life!"
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| I agree that the fact a girl has a boyfriend isn't a definite negative answer. It just means that you'll have to hang out with her for a long time and that you'll have to be a much more caring and interesting person than he is. |
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| elena |
| you don't say anything just acknowledge the fact. so what if she has a bf, it isn't really relevant. alright so she's hot, a whole spectrum of thoughts are running through your head but it doesn't require an immediate solution. |
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| DeviantxPete |
| If she has a boyfriend, a nice "Good for you, would you like a freaking medal?" in a calm fashion works well with me. Of course, it's usually best to be interested as friends, so she won't be so freaked out. |
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