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worst pickup lines
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| davinox |
these are the two worst I've heard:
I think about you when I masturbate.
(hahaha my friend actually said that to a girl he was trying to get with)
Are you're parents retarded, because you're a really special girl.
(I heard that one on MTV) |
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| Floorfiller |
girl trying to pick up a guy:
"i have a penis, i want to use it on you"
guy trying to pick up a girl:
"do you like dirty sanchez?" |
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| Electronicapo1 |
| Nice shoes wanna . |
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| Poncho |
| "Damn baby you got a thick ass" *slap* |
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| Boomer187 |
"Were you born in the toilet?....cause your the ."
love it. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electronicapo1
Nice shoes wanna . |
^ that's da best! :tongue2
worst i've ever heard was from some guy in Chicago after i told him i was from Milwaukee..
"you're the hottest cheesehead i ever saw!" |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
"Were you born in the toilet?....cause your the ."
love it. |
:haha:
that's genius i tell you!! |
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| PHALPAX |
| Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day. |
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| Floorfiller |
i made this one up one time...
"Are you a nurse? because my heart is broken."
yeah its stupid...but i had a big laugh over it hehehe |
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| Electronicapo1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i made this one up one time...
"Are you a nurse? because my heart is broken."
yeah its stupid...but i had a big laugh over it hehehe |
I put a little Electronicapo1 edit on it :
Are you a doctor? Cause I want to you.'
ya it didnt make sense. |
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| Orbax |
| Ahhhh a snake just bit my dick, quick suck the poison out |
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